I, Bennetto the Invincible, am with you again to assure you all is well at Hounder HQ.
There is no truth in any stories you may have heard about your Glorious Leader being hauled into the Masonic dungeons of Rothley.
I have been occupied with Gruppenfurher SWALK ensuring that the pure hearts of our Hounders were not troubled by any smut, on celluloid or electronically recorded.
It has, of course, been an arduous and unpleasant task, but we forced ourselves to view it all several times. Just to make sure nothing missed our scrutiny, we had to rewind the film several times; SWALK very kindly showed me how to use the Zoom facility so I could see the smut clearly in close-up.
Commandant Go Get 'Em is busy showing junior Hounders how to drive large vehicles, in preparation for parking our Hounder tanks on the lawns of our enemies.
I have sent the Flying Monkey Hounder Squadron on an emergency mission to someplace called OZ, with an emergency airdrop of approved Hounder knicky-knacks (pre-used) in the approved Hounder khaki (to prevent Impure Thoughts) having received intelligence that one of my fans has developed a medical problem in her nether regions -PMSL, I understand.
Our dear friend Goncalol, Generalissimo and Beloved Leader of our Brother Hounders in Iberia, has promised to give me tips on getting confessions out of people without bothering with that evidence nonsense.
So, all is good! Today's chants are:
Law bad, lynch mob good!
Tomorrow belongs to us!
Up Periscope,Wait For It, Steady, Steady,......FIRE!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA, Bonny and Tony.
ReplyDeleteAll hail Bennett & Co. Who needs freedom anyway when you have dictators on the loose.
That picture of Bennett always makes me laugh. I wonder if the camera was still intact afterwards.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite pic of him is with the shopping trolley, lol. And the hanging basket incident was a hoot,lol.
ReplyDeleteI do hope Bennett doesn't think all these goodies have vanished.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is hilarious:
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That C. Edwards troll doesn't do awfully well against people who actually know what he's talking about, does he?
MsM, the complete mystery of the missing hanging basket was hilarious. Remember the number 666 for his house?
ReplyDeleteThe BBC footage of the bag lady was brilliant. It would have made any viewer realize what an incredibly professional and top drawer association the Houndation is. That would be before looking at their poorly made sign which he kicked into place on the ground.
Lily, I had forgotten how hilarious some of that was, lol.
ReplyDeleteMsM, it was too funny for words. Wasn't that around the time he was moaning that Debs had taken a photo of his home/business (where there was no sign of a business) premises?
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, yes - hasn't he been wasting more taxpayers money moaning about the police and Debs, or something?
ReplyDeleteI can't remember that, but Bonny will. It wouldn't surprise me though. Makes me laugh how he manages to alienate so many around him, except a few stragglers and a very few with nowhere else to go and spout venom, so take up with Bennett. One in particular is looking more and more likely to have hooked up with Bennett, not too hard to work out who, either, and I don't mean Bren ;)
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't take too many guesses as to who that is, MsM. nudge nudge wink wink.
ReplyDeleteWell, when you think you are a very important person who doesn't contribute anything of value to society you find ways to waste time and money, don't you, Bonny?
Of course he alienates people, MsM. He is a liar. A stalker, a harasser and libels people. Oh, how jealous he must be of people who have actually achieved great things in their lives.
He remains, as always a whopping FAILURE. (smiley face)