GHOUL OF THE YEAR - 2011 FORKER AWARDS

It's been a vintage year for hate-spewers everywhere, hasn't it, Gentle Readers? Kate McCann's book 'Madeleine' drove the forkers to new heights of abuse, and hilarious predictions that 'no-one' would buy it, because 'no-one' believed the McCanns.

Naturally, it was a runaway success, with extracts read by millions in the Sun, and book sales worth over £2,500,000 in the UK alone. And that is just the hardback - the forkers demonstrating yet again that they are incapable of ever getting anything right.

Picking  the Leading Ghoul of 2011 hasn't been easy, with so many contenders, but Gentle Readers will be relieved to know it has been narrowed down to the final four - the Hindley Fan took an early lead with remarks like this:

but fell behind after her fellow ghouls told her to STFU as she was getting them a bad name.

So, the final four, in reverse order.

4. The not-very-famous gossip, David Bret, who took time off from playing Freddie Kruger's Evil Twin to make obscene 'jokes' about Kate McCann, and other women he was jealous of. Made a strong start, but fell behind when he started expressing a desire for the McCanns, Sun reporters and others, to die horribly.

He ended the year as a laughing stock when the Sun failed to apologise to him; rumor has it that the Sun is saving all his posts about Sun reporters dying in car crashes for a special edition.

3. Anthony Bennett, the Harlow Hounder. He seemed in a strong position at the start of the year, but then failed to stand up to Carter Ruck as he had promised.

He has had to make involuntary donations to the Find Madeleine Fund already, and is facing contempt of court charges in the New Year.

There is a chance he could go to jail for contempt; sources say he would in fact be happy to occupy a cell for a while, because at least he would be out of reach of his former ally LaffinThug, who wants his £400+ back from Bennett.

2. The wellspring of all the ghoulery, the creator of the Fridge Theory in person - Gonc Amaral, the disgraced PJ bungler with the criminal conviction for lying.

Normally, he would have won, but being kicked out by his  wife, his landlord, and the PJ Old Boys' Association makes him, well, a loser.

Despite wearing hats while being strikingly tall and intellectual.

There can only be one winner, so step forward....

BUSHMEAT BROWN, THE QUEEN OF THE GHOULS

It has to be Brown  - only a truly sick forker could dream up a scenario involving Gerry McCann mummifying his eldest daughter in the hot, dry sands of a beach on the Atlantic, then smuggling her back to the UK on Easyjet in his hand luggage.

She further earned her crown by deciding it was OK for her to say things like that about the McCanns, but no-one is allowed to criticise her, and is now pretending she is going to sue the McCanns because she failed to make mega-bucks from her grubby, error-strewn leaflet.

Brown also exploited the  stupid, nasty, ignorant forkers for a few $$$ and to get her vast ego stroked.  She then dropped them like hot potatoes when they got too embarrassing, so now her erstwhile allies are out for her blood.

Let's hear it for Pat Brown, Ghoul of the Year!

HARLOW RESIDENTS WARNED TO WATCH OUT FOR STALKER

Do not, under any circumstances, let this individual onto your property.

He has 'previous' for hiding in people's shrubberies to spy on them, and photographing their home security systems and posting the photos on the internet, for the benefit of his stalker friends.

He likes to keep copies for his 'family album'.

Make sure you tell your postman to be extra-wary - there is nothing this scoundrel likes better than posting private correspondence on the internet, so all his friends can read it and hound the senders and their families.

He has been known to boast about damaging council property at the expense of you, the tax payer. He likes sneaking about in the dark.

He is currently facing charges which may lead to a jail sentence in the New Year.

Don't panic if you see this character, just let the police deal with him - they're used to him and his racist remarks about police officers.

Mind how you go - and have a stalker-free Christmas!

OH, THE MELODRAMA!!!! IT'S DUELLING PITCHFORKERS!!!!!!

Just released for the Christmas entertainment market.....

More about this battle of nonentities exploiting a missing child at:

http://davidbretisagod.forumotion.co.uk/

JUST HOW STUPID IS BUSHMEAT BROWN?

That is the question on everyone's lips following this truly braindead tweet from Pretendy Profiler.

Duh! I expect it's something to do with Portuguese people in Portugal speaking Portuguese.

And with CdM, the Portuguese tabloid that published the diary, being in Portuguese.

Bushmeat's ceaseless labors in the cause of braindead pitchforking are now being entered for an award. This one.

PRETENDY 'PROFILER' EJECTS TOYS FROM PRAM - AGAIN!

As Gentle Readers may be aware, the quiet of a November Sunday was broken by Bushmeat Brown having yet another tantrum.

Doubtless she was already in a bad mood, as Jayelles had issued a challenge to her - and then, oh, the horror of it!

SHE WAS ASKED QUESTIONS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!


Rather than act like a grown-up, and answer these questions - or reply to Jayelles - she flounced off, taking her posts with her:

How very dare people ask her questions! 

Amused onlookers voted this Bushmeat's Best Hissy Fit since her last Hissy Fit. Gentle Readers will remember that one - when Bushmeat proved she was incapable of acting like a grown-up and asking just what exactly was the problem with her leaflet?

It also became increasingly clear that she wanted to keep her groupies in ignorance of her 'Bushmeat Theory', which involves mummifying corpses in the hot, dry sands of the Atlantic Ocean, and smuggling corpses onto EasyJet in one's hand luggage.

Whatever happened to all that 'Freedom of Speech' she is so keen on demanding for herself?

Bushmeat is now in more trouble than she can shake a stick at, and it is, as usual, entirely her own fault.

She has demonstrated, publically, that she simply will not answer polite questions from people who do  not agree with her. She won't get away with that in court.

She has also admitted that she is aware that there are legal issues with her leaflet, so, if she doesn't take steps to have it withdrawn pending clarification of the situation, then she will be responsible for any  consequences.

Still, what else can be expected from a woman on the wrong side of fifty whose idea of a good night out is disrupting a film made for, well, a less-mature market?

Ms Bremner must be appalled by the conduct of her Star Client; who would blame her if she was none too keen on getting further involved in Bushmeat's insanity?

HILARIOUS PITCHFORKER TANTIES OVER FACEBOOK

I am sure Gentle Readers are finding the whole spectacle of some of the nastiest people ever to soil the internet frothing, foaming, and carpet-chewing over the FB affair as amusing as it is hypocritical; especially as they are all incapable of grasping little things like why it's largely their own fault it happened.


With truly stunning hypocrisy, their current pinup girl banned dissenters from her own FB.

Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann I have banned Pamela. She does not understand this is NOT an open page. It it is MY page and she comes here to be a pain to me and everyone here; it is called harassment and cyberbullying, not Freedom of Speech.


So, how does that work, when some of Pretendy's Number One Fans enjoy nothing better than discussing how to troll the Official Find Madeleine site, and to generally cause trouble for normal, decent people?


Oh, what have we here? What were they plotting a while back?


Lynn Lacey Bloody hell i must be banned from the saintly page must have my comment to Kate about the blue holdall and did it ever turn up?Sod em their day will come soon enough when goncalo gets them in court in september


And what's this bit of hater nastiness?


Que Cherrett Ha ha nutters....still we should have some pages to reel them in and plant seeds of doubt! Play them at their own game...but no chance to whoosh clunk us!
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Rachel Louise George likes this.
Rachel Louise George lol well your comments are staying, i think the `free candle for every signature` swung it!!
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Anna Robson and Que Cherrett like this.
John Mckinley They are so dumb they don't even know when people are mocking them

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John Mckinley An d another thing,you owe me a pint que. I was banned and whooshed ages ago. Here's another bet for you,David to be gone within five minutes.
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Linda Wrafter Ive been booted ,chuff knows why ,have these cretins not got a sense of humour ffs ?


More hater skullduggery?


Que Cherrett I can't do the link here, that would feck them off so be careful, maybe not allow comments...some of these pages need to start liking each other! And we should start using each others names and pictures...Gerry said confusion was good.
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Why are these people so foul-mouthed?

Alistair Mellor I find it hilarious that most of the tw*ts on here Jolly Jimmy Veronica McFARTLAND, Wendy Eastlake Owens have blocked me, thats because Is peak the f*cking truth and we all know you are at max 2 people using different names ah well keep claiming your f*cking benefits and chatting w*nk, I also see Merz the fattest person in the UK is also missing of late mind you she may just be on a 1789 hour bender, apparently she like to drink as well as eat gosh I bet she f*cks on her first date

No surprise who seems quite at home in that low company, though 

Carly Michelle Dunham yes carla im not saying thats what happned but its possible we were staying at a hotel when i had my accident and let me tell you even aged 30 at the time i screamed the hotel down

Carly Michelle Dunham
without the links i will just say pros mcannns need help bigtime imo and i say that as someone with mental health issuest

Must be the first time Chucky's ever got anything right.

Oh, and no glimpse of  the FB haters would be complete without one of their finest, funniest own goals ever. Gentle Readers will remember the excitement that spread throughout Hateland when Wrafter announced to her fellow-ghouls that she was booking non-existent coaches to the non-existent court case in Lisbon back in September.

The haters were practically fighting each other to book seats. Totally unaware that it was a 'joke', as rather a lot of people knew all along. 

She announced

Linda Wrafter
Bit naughty i suppose ,but the chimps will be frantic .......Just tweeted this ..... justice4maddie Seeking justice
We on F/B have got a 54 seater coach up to go to court for #mccann appeal, there are 6 vacant seats if interested please message me

The 'chimps' weren't 'frantic' at all, but watching the haters make fools of themselves, over a 'joke' by one of their own kind, was the best show in town.

FOR SALE FOR A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS - 'PROFILER' BROWN'S SOUL

Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann Ronnie, I am suing the McCanns, not the Madeleine Fund.


Artwork from:




http://regretsandramblings.com/2011/11/05/pat-brown-and-some-serious-questions/


Brown confesses she is trying to blackmail the McCanns:

Piece of  merde.

'BUSHMEAT' PATTY MAKES FRONT PAGE NEWS

http://regretsandramblings.com/2011/11/05/pat-brown-and-some-serious-questions/

These 'jokes' from Brown should go down a storm in the Sun;

I think we have all come across people who need to buy alcohol at a time when the rest of us are having our breakfast and  drinking coffee.

PRETENDY PROFILER MAKES TWITTERTW@T OF HERSELF

To gales of laughter, the pitchforkers' favourite Talking Head made these stunning announcements on Twitter:



ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN 
Legal suit is against the McCanns for libel and tortious interference with business. smashwords.com/books/view/768… #MadeleineMcCann
6 minutes ago

ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN 
McCann/Carter-Rucking of my book update: Attorney #AnneBremner will be representing me in upcoming legal suit #MadeleineMcCann


That's nice for her; her being an attorney, I am sure Anne  will understand about little things like, oh, jurisdiction.


And only a complete lunatic would announce that they are going to sue a British couple - who have never mentioned her name - for libel in the US.


Gentle Readers will see why so many onlookers fell off their chairs laughing at her.


This is good, though:


 tortious interference with business. 


I am sure Gentle Readers will wish to join me in thanking Pretendy Pitchforker for confirmation that she is in it for the money; but shouldn't she be taking it up with Amazon? 


It got even better, though.




ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN 
It is a Freedom of Speech issue: we cannot live in a world where no questions cannot be asked or varying opinions voiced. #MadeleineMcCann


So, what scoundrel is interfering with her 'Free Speach'? None that I can see; she is perfectly free to spout off her rubbish to anyone who will listen.


Alas, as Gonc has also discovered, she cannot force commercial enterprises to sell or otherwise handle her rubbish.


It isn't exactly flying off the shelves, is it?

• Pub. Date: July 2011
• Publisher: Pat Brown
• Sold By: Barnes & Noble
• Format: NOOK Book (eBook)
• Sales Rank: 61,392

Maybe she is hoping this stunt will whip up demand for her unresearched garbage? Who knows? She is certainly keen to part the pitchforkers from their money - she's another one with the begging bowl out:


Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann
A bank account with monies from the book has been established to fund the search which begins in Feb in Portugal. #MadeleineMccann
Like · Comment · 11 hours ago · 


Well, if they are stupid enough to want to pay for her jaunt to Portugal, who are we to stop her?


It's going to be a lean Christmas for pitchforkers, though, between stumping up for Gonc's legal bills, and paying for Ms Brown's jolly.


Because it is a jolly; she even tries to meddle, and she will find herself a guest of the PJ. And not in a good way.


But hey, who  cares? Thanks to attention-seekers extraordinaire Brown and Bennett, it's shaping up to be an entertaining winter.


What isn't funny is that these fakes, frauds, and media whores are doing all this to hurt Madeleine McCann and her parents.


For which they deserve every bit of scorn and ridicule that is heading their way.

SNEAK PREVIEW OF GONC'S NEW BOOK

Leonor Cipriano was brutally tortured by agents of the various Portuguese Judicial Police who remain unidentified;


 Gonçalo Amaral de Sousa lied to the judiciary by claiming that Leonor Cipriano "fell down the stairs of the PJ in Faro and was not tortured," and is therefore condemned as a perpetrator of a crime of making false allegations to 1 year and 6 months of the sentence in prison, suspended for the same period (1 year and 6 months)

THE GONC GUIDE TO FINDING MISSING CHILDREN

1. Get phone call telling you a child is missing.

Shrug, and carry on drinking - what's that got to do with an important man like you?

2. Wake up next day and get reminded a child is missing.

Go to cafe for coffee and hair of dog and decide the mother must have done it.

3. Get asked by media what you are doing to find the missing child.

Go for lunch and tell other customers the mother must have done it, and carry on drinking - an important man like you needs to keep his strength up for 'interrogations'.

4. Get asked by parents of missing child what you are doing to find her.

Ask them if they have a fridge, and go to bar to get away from all this stress.

5. When asked what leads you are following, announce that you have a Thesis involving fridges.

Go to bar to work on Thesis.

6. Just to help things along, pass confidential information, carefully twisted to suit your Thesis, to Portuguese tabloids and assorted fat bloggers, then claim you can't say anything because of the Secrecy of Justice.

Shout loudly to anyone in the bar who will listen, about how the mother did it because she wears earrings and might have had a fridge.

7. Accuse police officers from other forces of being spies, and agents of foreign governments, when they point out that your Thesis is a load of cobblers, and ask why you aren't doing anything about finding the missing child.

Go to bar to brood about insults to your Honour.

8. Decide to show that you are a top tec by trying to frame the parents of missing child.

Go to bar to brood about the injustice of not being able to 'help' parents of this missing child down police station stairs due to their Ambassador and police watching you like a hawk.

9. Decide you won't bother with all that boring 'evidence' stuff - who needs that, when your officers are dab hands at interpretting dreams? And anyway, the mother must have done it, because she wears earrings, just like the one you 'helped' down the police station stairs who wore red trousers.

Sit in bar brooding about the injustice of your superiors telling you to shape up or ship out.

10. Get kicked off case for incompetence, trying to frame parents, shouting abuse at journos, leaking info to journos and generally being an embarrassment to your uniform and country.

Sit in bar for evermore, brooding and plotting ways to make parents of missing child even more miserable, leading up to you launching a vendetta against them with help from assorted fat bloggers and nutters in the UK.

Missing children? Who cares about them - it's your Honour that's the important thing.

Q- WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO LIES TO NEW SCOTLAND YARD? A- T. BENNETT, LIAR AND FANTASIST

It all started so well, too, there was Bennett, looking impotent, sorry, important, waving his crumpled 'dossier' on total strangers around outside New Scotland Yard, pretending he was going there....when it was actually Belgravia nick he was off to.


The lads there were none too pleased to see him, and I doubt if they were too impressed when they read his racist remarks about them when he reported to the other Hounders.


They will be even less impressed today, now they have the evidence right in front of them that Bennett is a liar and a fantasist.


What he claimed to the Met:

My understanding is that the [Scotland Yard Madeleine Mc Cann Review Team] would welcome any evidence that would assist with the enquiry. You state that you have a first hand information from an insider from the McCann's private investigators. This information would obviously be of interest to the team and they would welcome details of this individual to allow them to interview her if she is able to provide relevant evidence. However, information regarding peoples views and suspicions do not constitute evidence. The team are obliged to consider evidence rather than repetition of the myriad of views and beliefs that individuals choose to interpret from the available information. 


And there, Gentle Readers, is the giant, whopping, LIE.


Because Bennett's Source in Team McCann made a claim about a law group that was physically impossible.


On being caught out telling this whopper, the Pinnochio of Harlow starting wriggling and trying to blame it on the Sauce:


Now, one thing I will say is that it is possible that the source might be mistaken as to precisely who assisted Jane Tanner with her recollections. It seems that Control Risks Group may have been involved. Or Leicestershire Police. Or others who may have had connections to one or other of the security services. All I will add to that is that (1) other information given to us confidentially by this source has been confirmed and we are fully satisfied that the source is authentic and (2) that the source has both first-hand knowledge of certain events and also second-hand knowledge. The information about who helped Jane Tanner with her statements is second-hand rather than first-hand.


In truth, it wasn't 'first hand information' at all; it was some bit of conjured-up tittle tattle and hearsay, from someone who didn't even know if she was talking about IFLG, the police, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., or the Brownies.


If Bennett is lucky, and the Met are feeling benign, they will write him and all his Hounders off as lunatics.
If they aren't, they'll charge him.


But don't you just love the irony, Gentle Readers?


Gonc's Mouthpiece in the UK, one T. Bennett, marked Gonc's birthday by telling a pack of lies to the most senior police force in England.


Way to go, Bennett!

UPDATE: Further babblings from Head Hounder have confirmed what most suspected all along. Yes, the much-vaunted Source is none other than Agent Z Coco Mental Midas Darling, the Knutsford 'lifestyle coach'.

'PROFILER' BROWN BACKSTABS PITCHFORKER FRIENDS

Ms Brown took time off from making sick 'jokes' about missing babies, to throw cold water on all her little friends' perverted imaginings.

This latest betrayal took place on the Hindley Fan's FB group:

Pat Brown Since it has no bearing on the what happened to Madeleine that night, what is the use of spreading innuendo about a supposed conversation one person isn't even sure of?

Pat Brown I repeat, Dr. Gaspar says herself she does not know what the conversation was about which is why she did not rush to the authorities to report pedophilia or child molestation nor has anyone else validated that anyone at the table was talking about sexually assaulting Madeleine. That is a credibility killer for investigators; to take it further would be improper.

Pat Brown Liz, he saw only a gesture unrelated to subject matter. He and his wife never discussed it. He never talked about her having issues with the man or bathing. Apparently, she is "remembering" stuff her husband does not back

Pat Brown This is Dr. Gaspar's version but NO ONE backs it. Not even her husband. I do not see what the issue is here. Dr. Gaspar clearly states she only 'believes' the conversation was about Madeleine. How can you expect a police department to take a woman seriously who doesn't really know, her husband does not support her statements and she didn't bother to report the incident for years?

Which is what the sane people have been trying to tell them for years....

This didn't go down too well with the Hindley Fan, though.


Linda Wrafter Been out so just catching up, Pat Im shocked to see you say the Gaspars statement had "no bearing on what happened that night" how can you claim this as no one,but McCanns and tapas lot KNOW what happened that night? ,no one on here KNOWS if anything peado related happened that night or other nights in Pdl


Wrong as usual; the only person who KNOWS what happened is the criminal scum that abducted Madeleine McCann.

Isn't it strange how so many of the haters just luurrvvve talking about 'paedos'? Still, what else can you expect from people who sing the praises of Myra Hindley.

Wonder what made Brown slap their perverted fantasies down so strongly? Don't tell me they have disgusted even her?

And how long will it be before they are accusing Brown of being paid off by Carter Ruck, or blackmailed, or any of the other rubbish they spout whenever anyone makes them face reality?

Ein Volk, ein Hounder

It's long been rumoured, but we finally got the proof. One of the Hounders, 'tigger' or something, thought this was OK:

Bennett, you f*cking pig. It's long been rumoured about you, but there is the truth, on your own site.

You are a f*cking Nazi pig.

Feel good, has it, strutting about, trying to scare people by photographing their homes, and posting pictures of their homes on the internet?

Get off on scaring children, did you? Probably - doubtless you told yourself they weren't members of the 'master race' like you and your scummy members.

You are a f*cking Nazi pig.

BRAT'S FORMER FRIENDS LINE UP TO STAB HIM IN THE BACK

Heavens to Betsy! Whatever could have caused this treachery, Gentle Readers may be asking.

Well, it all started over this:

http://regretsandramblings.com/2011/10/09/another-man-behind-a-face/

A man who has followers, that hang on and believe his every word. And followers that will wake up one day and realise they are tied to this man for good. Why? Because breaking free will result in them being his next target

Yes, that's Tallulah all right; and one or two of his erstwhile allies can expect to be on the receiving end of his obscenites after they lined up on Twitter to agree with Bren...


Lezs1967 Lesley Greenaway
Brenr has never said anything I agree with but hey credit where due she seems to have Bret spot on on her blog! #McCann he shud be ashamed


justice4maddie Seeking justice
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@Lezs1967 Im far from Ryan fan, & never will be,but shes got Bret sussed out,ANYONE who thinks cancer is a joke is as low as it gets #mccann

Calfie Calfie
@
@Lezs1967 absolutely and when they see thro him as Bren rightly said they end up on his vile blog #mccann

Little did Tallulah know that rebellion had been brewing behind his back for a few weeks...even supposed devotees like What Carrot were unhappy with the Dear Leader...

Can't say I like David Bret or his vile books, but I do know he has the ear of some very influential people, some that I know and the old Labour crony establishment is still being dismantled.

Stephanie Davies hope scotland yard can do better then......i thought you were perhaps a good friend of david bret..although i know you dont speak like him''..he is vile for goodness sake..

Alison Wall Que, you're NOT a mate of David's? Oh, that's good - I thought you were.
Yesterday at 00:58 · 1 person
Stephanie Davies i thought she was as well
Yesterday at 01:00
Que Cherrett Stephanie, I understand what you mean about David Bret, he said some vile things about Arthur Askey, and Hilda Baker. I am glad to say the publishers refused to print his work on Will Hay as it is still considered to be a libel!!

Que Cherrett Kenneth Williams was a friend of mine, David just takes some of his best lines. I agree with a lot of what he said about this case, but it was me who put in a lot of the leg work for this petition. Occasionally I will like his comments and he mine but I think he can be too harsh with simple people, who I have always rather liked.

Simple people? No wonder he made Chucky 'I know I've got mental health issues' feel at home.

Can we expect Brat devotees like Chucky and Esse to now join in the bloodletting, or are they going to carry on pretending they had nothing to do with him?

BENNETT AND HIS GANG, PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE

PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE

An ugly phrase, more associated with drug dealers, pimps, loan sharks and the like.

But that is exactly what Bennett - and others - are doing.

He dumped his Stalkers' Handbook on Scotland Yard, claimed some woman knows Secret Things of relevance to the disappearance of a little girl - and refuses to pass on the information.

He boasted last night:

In case it should be thought that we are inventing this source, let me just say here and now that our source has both spoken to us verbally and given us very valuable information in writing. The information we have received from the source has been seen by all members of The Madeleine Foundation and by one or two others. I will mention one name here: 'spudgun'. 'Spudgun' spent the best part of a whole day with me here in Harlow earlier in the year and on the basis that he said nothing about what he had seen to anybody at any time, we disclosed to him the written information we received from that source.

So, it is OK for Mike 'Apeman' Hardy to know what this is all about? Probably, he does seem awfully close to Bennett these days. What was it Spudders told the Brats a few weeks ago?

Mike Hardy Just to update:- I spoke briefly with Tony last night on the telephone where I passed on all our best wishes, for which he was very thankful.

He is labouring under HUGE amounts of stress, not least because his family are urging him, (indeed, have done so for some time), to abandon the whole Madeleine Foundation! Of course, their concern is currently justified, given the huge sums of money that Tony and his family stand to lose!

Nice of Bennett to repay all that concern by publically naming Spudders, wasn't it?

And all the other Hounders know about this Secret Source? Looks like it, here's another one who was merrily blabbing to the Brats:

Susan Beckingham Good. As a member of the Madeleine Foundation, I wonder even whether forums such as this would exist were it not for people like TB, who for years has rattled the McCanns' cage. Remember that it was TB who originally tried to bring a private prosecution against them for child neglect, as early as Oct/Nov 2007

So, she must know what Bennett is withholding from Scotland Yard.

And what about Esse?
No, more interested in telling Carter Ruck how to write letters..

Anna Silvestro Many years ago when I had gaps in my A Level timetable, we were encouraged to take up a non-exam subject as an extra, which might be useful. I took shorthand and typing. Around about lesson 1 or lesson 2, we were told never to start a letter with, "I write..." because it's obvious that you're writing! I've read a few Carter-Ruck letters now, and I know it's very pedantic of me, but I think they could do with a proof reader to spot the non-professional wording before their letters go out. "We write to inform you.." Well well! Whodda thunk they were writing! Give me strength!

And Chucky? Nah, scrub Chucky, she was too busy going LOOKAME!!! and boring the pants off everyone, as usual...


Carly Michelle Dunham yes carla im not saying thats what happned but its possible we were staying at a hotel when i had my accident and let me tell you even aged 30 at the time i screamed the hotel down

YAWN. Nothing to see there.

Apeman Hardy and others are in big, big trouble though - every time Bennett gets into hot water, he drags other people into it.

They are choosing to withhold evidence from Scotland Yard, so what does that say about them, besides they are the pits of the earth?

But Bennett doesn't even stop there. Because Scotland Yard don't treat him with the respect he imagines he deserves, and are not interested in his stupid gossip and tittle-tattle he reports the lead investigators:


You have also stated you wish to make a complaint against DCI Redwood and DI Dobson

Can you go any lower than that? Bennett and his chums must really, really hate Madeleine McCann, to be trying to wreck Scotland Yard's work in this manner.

And who thinks Gonc knows what they are doing? And probably approves? Is Gonc going to be happy when Bennett ends up in court for this?

Telling Scotland Yard, I was only pretending to have a Secret Source, it's really only that nutjob Agent Z Coco-Mental-Midas is not going to save his skanky ass.

Bennett might like to look up the penalties for the criminal actions he has committed; mind you, if he's in jail, he won't have to worry about a roof over his head after he loses the one he has for his ongoing libel.

Spudgun Hardy and the Foundation are all equally culpable; it's a bit too late for him in particular to be worrying about his media career.

But hey, who cares? There's only one reason this sh*tstorm is heading their way.

It's because the only thing any of them seem to live for is persecuting the parents of a missing child. And persecuting the wider family, and anyone who supports the McCanns in any way whatsoever.

They have brought every single bit of this down on their own heads.