JUST HOW STUPID IS BUSHMEAT BROWN?

That is the question on everyone's lips following this truly braindead tweet from Pretendy Profiler.

Duh! I expect it's something to do with Portuguese people in Portugal speaking Portuguese.

And with CdM, the Portuguese tabloid that published the diary, being in Portuguese.

Bushmeat's ceaseless labors in the cause of braindead pitchforking are now being entered for an award. This one.

PRETENDY 'PROFILER' EJECTS TOYS FROM PRAM - AGAIN!

As Gentle Readers may be aware, the quiet of a November Sunday was broken by Bushmeat Brown having yet another tantrum.

Doubtless she was already in a bad mood, as Jayelles had issued a challenge to her - and then, oh, the horror of it!

SHE WAS ASKED QUESTIONS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!


Rather than act like a grown-up, and answer these questions - or reply to Jayelles - she flounced off, taking her posts with her:

How very dare people ask her questions! 

Amused onlookers voted this Bushmeat's Best Hissy Fit since her last Hissy Fit. Gentle Readers will remember that one - when Bushmeat proved she was incapable of acting like a grown-up and asking just what exactly was the problem with her leaflet?

It also became increasingly clear that she wanted to keep her groupies in ignorance of her 'Bushmeat Theory', which involves mummifying corpses in the hot, dry sands of the Atlantic Ocean, and smuggling corpses onto EasyJet in one's hand luggage.

Whatever happened to all that 'Freedom of Speech' she is so keen on demanding for herself?

Bushmeat is now in more trouble than she can shake a stick at, and it is, as usual, entirely her own fault.

She has demonstrated, publically, that she simply will not answer polite questions from people who do  not agree with her. She won't get away with that in court.

She has also admitted that she is aware that there are legal issues with her leaflet, so, if she doesn't take steps to have it withdrawn pending clarification of the situation, then she will be responsible for any  consequences.

Still, what else can be expected from a woman on the wrong side of fifty whose idea of a good night out is disrupting a film made for, well, a less-mature market?

Ms Bremner must be appalled by the conduct of her Star Client; who would blame her if she was none too keen on getting further involved in Bushmeat's insanity?

HILARIOUS PITCHFORKER TANTIES OVER FACEBOOK

I am sure Gentle Readers are finding the whole spectacle of some of the nastiest people ever to soil the internet frothing, foaming, and carpet-chewing over the FB affair as amusing as it is hypocritical; especially as they are all incapable of grasping little things like why it's largely their own fault it happened.


With truly stunning hypocrisy, their current pinup girl banned dissenters from her own FB.

Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann I have banned Pamela. She does not understand this is NOT an open page. It it is MY page and she comes here to be a pain to me and everyone here; it is called harassment and cyberbullying, not Freedom of Speech.


So, how does that work, when some of Pretendy's Number One Fans enjoy nothing better than discussing how to troll the Official Find Madeleine site, and to generally cause trouble for normal, decent people?


Oh, what have we here? What were they plotting a while back?


Lynn Lacey Bloody hell i must be banned from the saintly page must have my comment to Kate about the blue holdall and did it ever turn up?Sod em their day will come soon enough when goncalo gets them in court in september


And what's this bit of hater nastiness?


Que Cherrett Ha ha nutters....still we should have some pages to reel them in and plant seeds of doubt! Play them at their own game...but no chance to whoosh clunk us!
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Rachel Louise George likes this.
Rachel Louise George lol well your comments are staying, i think the `free candle for every signature` swung it!!
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Anna Robson and Que Cherrett like this.
John Mckinley They are so dumb they don't even know when people are mocking them

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John Mckinley An d another thing,you owe me a pint que. I was banned and whooshed ages ago. Here's another bet for you,David to be gone within five minutes.
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Linda Wrafter Ive been booted ,chuff knows why ,have these cretins not got a sense of humour ffs ?


More hater skullduggery?


Que Cherrett I can't do the link here, that would feck them off so be careful, maybe not allow comments...some of these pages need to start liking each other! And we should start using each others names and pictures...Gerry said confusion was good.
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Why are these people so foul-mouthed?

Alistair Mellor I find it hilarious that most of the tw*ts on here Jolly Jimmy Veronica McFARTLAND, Wendy Eastlake Owens have blocked me, thats because Is peak the f*cking truth and we all know you are at max 2 people using different names ah well keep claiming your f*cking benefits and chatting w*nk, I also see Merz the fattest person in the UK is also missing of late mind you she may just be on a 1789 hour bender, apparently she like to drink as well as eat gosh I bet she f*cks on her first date

No surprise who seems quite at home in that low company, though 

Carly Michelle Dunham yes carla im not saying thats what happned but its possible we were staying at a hotel when i had my accident and let me tell you even aged 30 at the time i screamed the hotel down

Carly Michelle Dunham
without the links i will just say pros mcannns need help bigtime imo and i say that as someone with mental health issuest

Must be the first time Chucky's ever got anything right.

Oh, and no glimpse of  the FB haters would be complete without one of their finest, funniest own goals ever. Gentle Readers will remember the excitement that spread throughout Hateland when Wrafter announced to her fellow-ghouls that she was booking non-existent coaches to the non-existent court case in Lisbon back in September.

The haters were practically fighting each other to book seats. Totally unaware that it was a 'joke', as rather a lot of people knew all along. 

She announced

Linda Wrafter
Bit naughty i suppose ,but the chimps will be frantic .......Just tweeted this ..... justice4maddie Seeking justice
We on F/B have got a 54 seater coach up to go to court for #mccann appeal, there are 6 vacant seats if interested please message me

The 'chimps' weren't 'frantic' at all, but watching the haters make fools of themselves, over a 'joke' by one of their own kind, was the best show in town.

FOR SALE FOR A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS - 'PROFILER' BROWN'S SOUL

Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann Ronnie, I am suing the McCanns, not the Madeleine Fund.


Artwork from:




http://regretsandramblings.com/2011/11/05/pat-brown-and-some-serious-questions/


Brown confesses she is trying to blackmail the McCanns:

Piece of  merde.

'BUSHMEAT' PATTY MAKES FRONT PAGE NEWS

http://regretsandramblings.com/2011/11/05/pat-brown-and-some-serious-questions/

These 'jokes' from Brown should go down a storm in the Sun;

I think we have all come across people who need to buy alcohol at a time when the rest of us are having our breakfast and  drinking coffee.

PRETENDY PROFILER MAKES TWITTERTW@T OF HERSELF

To gales of laughter, the pitchforkers' favourite Talking Head made these stunning announcements on Twitter:



ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN 
Legal suit is against the McCanns for libel and tortious interference with business. smashwords.com/books/view/768… #MadeleineMcCann
6 minutes ago

ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN 
McCann/Carter-Rucking of my book update: Attorney #AnneBremner will be representing me in upcoming legal suit #MadeleineMcCann


That's nice for her; her being an attorney, I am sure Anne  will understand about little things like, oh, jurisdiction.


And only a complete lunatic would announce that they are going to sue a British couple - who have never mentioned her name - for libel in the US.


Gentle Readers will see why so many onlookers fell off their chairs laughing at her.


This is good, though:


 tortious interference with business. 


I am sure Gentle Readers will wish to join me in thanking Pretendy Pitchforker for confirmation that she is in it for the money; but shouldn't she be taking it up with Amazon? 


It got even better, though.




ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN 
It is a Freedom of Speech issue: we cannot live in a world where no questions cannot be asked or varying opinions voiced. #MadeleineMcCann


So, what scoundrel is interfering with her 'Free Speach'? None that I can see; she is perfectly free to spout off her rubbish to anyone who will listen.


Alas, as Gonc has also discovered, she cannot force commercial enterprises to sell or otherwise handle her rubbish.


It isn't exactly flying off the shelves, is it?

• Pub. Date: July 2011
• Publisher: Pat Brown
• Sold By: Barnes & Noble
• Format: NOOK Book (eBook)
• Sales Rank: 61,392

Maybe she is hoping this stunt will whip up demand for her unresearched garbage? Who knows? She is certainly keen to part the pitchforkers from their money - she's another one with the begging bowl out:


Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann
A bank account with monies from the book has been established to fund the search which begins in Feb in Portugal. #MadeleineMccann
Like · Comment · 11 hours ago · 


Well, if they are stupid enough to want to pay for her jaunt to Portugal, who are we to stop her?


It's going to be a lean Christmas for pitchforkers, though, between stumping up for Gonc's legal bills, and paying for Ms Brown's jolly.


Because it is a jolly; she even tries to meddle, and she will find herself a guest of the PJ. And not in a good way.


But hey, who  cares? Thanks to attention-seekers extraordinaire Brown and Bennett, it's shaping up to be an entertaining winter.


What isn't funny is that these fakes, frauds, and media whores are doing all this to hurt Madeleine McCann and her parents.


For which they deserve every bit of scorn and ridicule that is heading their way.

SNEAK PREVIEW OF GONC'S NEW BOOK

Leonor Cipriano was brutally tortured by agents of the various Portuguese Judicial Police who remain unidentified;


 Gonçalo Amaral de Sousa lied to the judiciary by claiming that Leonor Cipriano "fell down the stairs of the PJ in Faro and was not tortured," and is therefore condemned as a perpetrator of a crime of making false allegations to 1 year and 6 months of the sentence in prison, suspended for the same period (1 year and 6 months)

THE GONC GUIDE TO FINDING MISSING CHILDREN

1. Get phone call telling you a child is missing.

Shrug, and carry on drinking - what's that got to do with an important man like you?

2. Wake up next day and get reminded a child is missing.

Go to cafe for coffee and hair of dog and decide the mother must have done it.

3. Get asked by media what you are doing to find the missing child.

Go for lunch and tell other customers the mother must have done it, and carry on drinking - an important man like you needs to keep his strength up for 'interrogations'.

4. Get asked by parents of missing child what you are doing to find her.

Ask them if they have a fridge, and go to bar to get away from all this stress.

5. When asked what leads you are following, announce that you have a Thesis involving fridges.

Go to bar to work on Thesis.

6. Just to help things along, pass confidential information, carefully twisted to suit your Thesis, to Portuguese tabloids and assorted fat bloggers, then claim you can't say anything because of the Secrecy of Justice.

Shout loudly to anyone in the bar who will listen, about how the mother did it because she wears earrings and might have had a fridge.

7. Accuse police officers from other forces of being spies, and agents of foreign governments, when they point out that your Thesis is a load of cobblers, and ask why you aren't doing anything about finding the missing child.

Go to bar to brood about insults to your Honour.

8. Decide to show that you are a top tec by trying to frame the parents of missing child.

Go to bar to brood about the injustice of not being able to 'help' parents of this missing child down police station stairs due to their Ambassador and police watching you like a hawk.

9. Decide you won't bother with all that boring 'evidence' stuff - who needs that, when your officers are dab hands at interpretting dreams? And anyway, the mother must have done it, because she wears earrings, just like the one you 'helped' down the police station stairs who wore red trousers.

Sit in bar brooding about the injustice of your superiors telling you to shape up or ship out.

10. Get kicked off case for incompetence, trying to frame parents, shouting abuse at journos, leaking info to journos and generally being an embarrassment to your uniform and country.

Sit in bar for evermore, brooding and plotting ways to make parents of missing child even more miserable, leading up to you launching a vendetta against them with help from assorted fat bloggers and nutters in the UK.

Missing children? Who cares about them - it's your Honour that's the important thing.