Readers are warned to be on the lookout for this individual. He pretends to be a doctor and enjoys making obscene remarks when doing so. His real name is 'Paul Rees' and should be regarded as dangerous. He hangs around with Spudgun 'snap your neck' Hardy. The exact nature of their relationship is not known, though their shared fondness for 'body art' has given rise to much speculation.
When Rees is not wearing dead animals on his head, he occupies a squalid basement, in which he invents obscenities and entertains delusions of adequacy:
Gentle Readers are warned NOT to approach this man; the police are well aware of his activities, so let them deal with him.
If he should be sighted wearing a coat over his head, instead of a dead animal, it means the press have run him to ground and he will shortly be starring in the ever-popular 'SICKO TROLL' section of the Sun.
Be careful out there!
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Update - we understand that the person wearing the dead animal is not, in fact, Rees the Troll, but an esteemed transgender porn actor who goes by the name of 'Buck Angel':
This blog apologises to Mr Angel for any offence caused to him by mistaking him for the grubby, ugly little deviant who spews obscenities daily on #mccann.
