SPUDGUN HARDY SPOUTS DEATH THREATS, OBSCENITY AND SODOMY

WARNING - THE LANGUAGE USED BY SPUDGUN HARDY TO ISSUE THESE THREATS  IS DISGUSTING; ANY DECENT, NORMAL PERSON WILL BE SHOCKED BY THIS DEPRAVITY


The McCann-haters favorite video maker thought there was nothing at all wrong with posting this disgusting, obscene threat of deviant sexual  violence to another twitter user on FB:

Naturally, the other haters tried to laugh it off as 'only messing'; Spudders didn't see anything wrong with it, and carried on with his obscene attack.

And this is the creature the forkers, haters and ghouls all think is a genius? Must have pretty low standards..

Not content with that, the depraved creature is now publically issuing death threats:

No wonder it and its vile chums took such pleasure in harrassing and abusing a woman who dared to disagree with them.

I suppose all his fans do know they tried to get the woman sacked? Their conduct was so sadistic and vicious, Ricardo Paiva of the PJ stepped in and told them to stop it; rumor has it that all ties with the haters and forkers has now been broken because of these cyber-Nazi thugs.

Never mind, if Spudgun Hardy keeps up the threats of sexual violence, and neck-breaking,  he will be going somewhere his stunning good looks will be appreciated.

Jes' call me Bubba, y'all

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LA TRIBU DES GROTESQUES/ The Grotesque Tribe

The French literary world is acclaiming a new masterpiece this weekend - La Tribu Des Grotesques, a social satire which goes where Lord of the Flies feared to tread.


Set on an imaginary island , Pitchforkeius,  where the criminally insane are kept away from the rest of society, the book tells of the internecine fighting and bloodshed as the wretches fight to be acclaimed  Lord of Pitchforkeius.


We meet such characters as Tiny Bonnett, described as resembling a tall, balding tramp, and his sometime consort, the cackling Petal Black, who daily whip their adherents into fresh bouts of cannibalistic violence against 'Unbelievers'.


Bonnett and Black hold a dark secret - the earlier fruit of their liason, a malformed, demonic offspring they refer to as The Brat, and try to keep confined in a dank cave. Whenever The Brat escapes, he attacks BonnettBelievers and Unbelievers alike in his thirst for vengeance.


All the inhabitants of Pitchforkeius worship and fear an entity they call 'PJ AMORAL', or Big Rock. PJ Amoral has never set foot on Pitchforkeius, but his thoughts are passed to his worshippers by an Oracle known as Joanie Moreass.


Being lunatics, the Pitchforkeians are all in thrall to the Full Moon, when their worst excesses are committed. At Full Moon, the book warns,  they try to lure passing seafarers onto their island colony, to abuse and insult, before devouring the Outsiders.


Petal Black is described in the novel as being especially dangerous at Full Moon, as this is when she consumes the brew she has made from fermented mandrake roots, lizards' tongues, and rat entrails.


Little do the Tribe know, they can never leave the Island; they have been deemed too incurably dangerous to the rest of society to ever be permitted to re-enter the world of the sane.


They are doomed to spend their days chanting wierd cries, such as les chiens ne mentent pas and telling each other myths about Aces.


La Tribu Des Grotesques ends with a final outbreak of savagery, with every faction turning on every other faction, till only one of them is left standing to finally claim the title, Lord of Pitchforkeius.


Alas, the book does not tell us who the victorious wretch is; possibly because the author has ceased to care what the lunatics do or who they do it to, as long as it doesn't involve normal human beings.