Poor old Tallulah! Word reaches us that he has fallen victim to the paranoia so rampant in pitchforker-land. He thinks his new fwends are all talking about him behind his back.
Just for once, he's right.
His new fwends are frantically trying to put clear, blue water between themselves and Tallulah - the pms are flying on their 'secret' site.
It was bad enough when he boasted that it was his doing that the findmadeleine FB site was temporarily closed. (It wasn't, but Tallulah has always had 'truth' issues.They'll find out for themselves what a liar and fantasist Tallullah is.)
But he has brought attention down on their little band of haters, and not in a good way...
Boasting about trolling FB and upsetting people who haven't even heard of him - not that many have. One of his allies calling FB members 'syrups'? Very bad for the pitchforker image - it just confirms that they are haters and pitchforkers.
He topped all that with throwing a VERY BIG TANTY in public, on Amazon, which included insulting other Respected Pitchforkers' sexual organs.
And now it is dawning on his fwends - Bret is seriously bad news, and there are good reasons why he is loathed.
So, now they are frantically trying to distance themselves from him before he does anything else embarrassing, but Tallulah is notorious for his vendettas and abuse of former friends. He is especially dangerous because they took him into their hate-filled bosoms when he made up the story about the picture in the Express.
Oh, didn't they know Tallulah's story about the picture of the McCanns in Holland had as much truth to it as his fantasies about male film stars having sex with omelettes (his 'biography' of Errol Flynn) scrubbing their sexual organs till they bled (his 'biography' of Clark Gable)..well, I am sure Gentle Readers get the picture, without going into the salacious detail Tallulah so delights in.
All of which has led to the self-proclaimed 'reasonable' pitchforkers deciding they have to get rid of their Star Author ASAP, before he does anything even worse. Which he undoubtedly will, he always does.
Just watch out for the blood seeping under the door of their 'secret' site....
Poor Tallulah, it's all been too much for him. Can't see his new fwends being too impressed with this unsavoury gibberish...
ReplyDeleteMartin Jones, Doncaster: Posing As A Medical Practitioner
To shave, or not to shave.
That is the question.....
Personally, I like a little stubble: separates the men from the boys.
Presenting the uberdelicious Martin Jones, mutton-hawker par excellence, Prince of Pints, Doyenne of Doncaster, The Balls of the Black Bull Pub.
But a word of warning, guys, before you go rushing North in the hope of a spot of rumpy-pumpy at the back of the Cattle Market. The real Martin Jones does NOT look like this, no more than his team-mate Bren (Michael) Ryan looks like Diana Dors. These are the pictures which Tweedledum & Tweedledee had on their Facebook pages, currently on file.
In fact, the good-looking chap above is one Martin Smith, a very well-respected acupuncturist who practises in Norfolk. Therefore, the next time you're in Sunny Donnie and fancy a shag, look out for the one with the beer belly and halitosis, propping up the bar. And guys, if you DO end up behind the Cattle Market with him, please make sure that you have a bag over your head--just in case the bag you put over his head comes off
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WTF has Bren got to do with it? Isn't the Black Bull Myra Hindley fan Justice4Maddie's watering hole?
Another day, another TANTY from Tallulah:
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Let me begin by saying there are some VERY nice people on the various Amazon forums--very nice indeed. People I like to call friends, and people from our group: they know who they are, that's all that matters. They study the facts, they criticize, but always in a good way and objectively. But, this being Amazon, lurking amongst these beautiful blooms are a small group of slugs, snails and other vermin. To find these is not too difficult: you just have to be a "watcher". Or should that be "Twatcher", taking into account her recent behaviour? Agree with her theories, some of which
make sense, and she is fine. Otherwise we are denounced as "keyboard chimps" and off she whooshes into old chestnutland like her compatriat Sue Whitehead, who has made some pretty nasty comments about our Truth Group, unaware that she has been talking to several of the ones she attacked for weeks! Between them, this trio of Macbeth Women (did I not mention Badger?) trundle out all the usual crap: he's childish, he's making it up, he's hoping to make money out of this--oh, and the usual one, all of his books end up in the bargain bin. And rolling up at the rear is a charmer who goes by the name of CPN (Clothead Persona Nongrata), who begs these harpies, "Ignore David Bret!" Not much chance of that, while there are twits like you lurking in the undergrowth!
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'Truth group'? Those nutters?
ROFLMAO
Woe and thrice woe! Talullah is throwing the BIGGEST EVER TANTY and abusing all his Amazon fwends thus:
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"By the time I'm through I'm going to make Attila The Hun look like a wimp."
Not my words, possums, but I admire our eponymous ex-NOW journalist and always have--just up Martin's street, I would say, though there would be a long queue with Joey at the front!
The Loonie's let off one of those big balloons and a three of four fell out of the basket and landed in Amazonland to rib The Lean Mean Ugly Machine. Led of course by Watcher, in her royal capacity as Cnut. He who ordered back the tide, naturally. What else would I be referring to? Certainly not the sender of the delightful little billet doux I just received: "Oh, do f*ck off. You are a complete arsehole!" Which I guess is better than being half of one! Nice to know there are still some ladies around! And encouraged by Halycon--aka Allez, con! Personally, I believe that Brewer's Droop shows promise, so I won't be too hard on him (hard on--get it?). I'm not too keen on him rearranging me as "Bad Divert"--it just isn't funny. But I do like "Bonk Den". Could give me a few ideas to form a club with the aforementioned journo--save that I suspect that this small group of deluded anagramists haven't had "onstage goodie" for quite some time!
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If anyone doesn't know where he is spitting his dummy:
http://mccannnotaccusingjustasking.blogspot.com/?zx=bc4ee18d0a311f35
This man is suffering from a serious personality disorder and anyone can see that for themselves. I dont give a damn if he'a published author, he's a monster. That so many of the mob jumped into bed with him, even going so far as to comment on his FB page made to rip the piss from a harmless karaoke singer, just shows how desperate they are.
ReplyDeleteBret could be the best thing that happened for ages - he's so 'controversial' (loathed) and so unhinged that he's drawing all the right kind of attention in all the right places.
I hope the entire creepy, horrible lot of them are soon shown up publicly for what they are. Again.
Oh, isn't he just so dinky? I suppose you get like that when you have sex on the brain 24/7
ReplyDeleteI think he might have something more serious than a personality disorder. He has rampant paranoia. He let's the world know what's on his brain. Dirty old man him.
ReplyDeleteIs that a nose on his face? It's a wonder he doesn't fall over from the weight.
http://tommcnulty.blogspot.com/2011/07/shooting-bad-books.html
ReplyDeleteNice piccies of the blogger shooting Bret's trash.
Here's a good bit --
David Bret is publicly antagonistic against anyone that criticizes him. Since a great many people have criticized him you can well imagine how busy he is ranting and raving. To this effect he has created multiple blogs where his venomous diatribes are on display for all the world to see. I won’t bother linking them here. Just google him and you’ll be knee-deep in this madman’s virulent world soon enough.
Does Tallulah ever think about anything above navel level?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/04/AR2007010401811.html
on the subject of his vile book about Joan Crawford......
you picked as your subject Joan Crawford, "gay icon par excellence"? You'd produce something like David Bret's new biography.
When she was young, he writes, "it was widely known that she had crabs due to her hatred of bathing."
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No wonder he is so widely loathed!
Somehow I don't think Bret would like a face to face argument with that guy......
ReplyDeleteThat review by a critic in the Washington Post was blistering. What a put down. Obviously he wrote his books by the c&p method and the rest came from his fetid mind. Yuk!
ReplyDeleteTallulah seems to have it in for the badger person, which is interesting...
ReplyDeleteBecause Sauces are saying that 'badger' is non other than the well-known pest and all round strange person
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having an outing from his burrow as another woodland creature.