'FLAMBOYANT' GOSSIP WRITER EJECTS TOYS FROM PRAM

Oh, the drama! Missee Bret has thrown a GIANT TANTY because people are laughing at him and his new-found-fondness for A. Bennett, hater of all things flamboyant.
He is showing the incisive wit for which he is a legend in his own lunchtime by referring to a supporter of the McCann family as

Ms Wanks-Pissed


Must have taken him hours to think that up...let's dissect that, so we can all see why it is so hilarious. And perhaps help 'Talullah', as his admirers have nicknamed him, understand himself a little better..


The word 'wank' - not a word most of us use in the course of normal communications, but then, we aren't all flamboyant.
It is generally taken to refer to someone so sad, they...well, have a problem finding sexual partners.
It seems to spring easily to Mr Bret's keyboard, though. Wonder why that would be?
Now for 'pissed'. In the UK, it generally means 'drunk', in the US, it generally means angry. Many pitchforkers use it to denote humour, however, as they appear to frequently find things which seem cruel to normal people so funny, they soil their underwear.
If someone was to profile Mr Bret, well, they may well think he is projecting his own sexual/underwear problems onto other people?
This may be caused by him looking like Freddie Kruger's Evil Twin in his later years...and he was so fetching when he was younger..

Doncha just luuuurve the heart-shaped shades?

He's ranting away on a blog so flamboyant it would put Barbara Cartland to shame...wait till Bennett sees it. He won't be pleased with his new star member at all. Mind you, Bret seems to be a fan of Amoral, so that may make it OK!


On top of all this, he is boorrriiingg...it is impossible to tell any of his abuse of supporters of the McCann family from his abuse of well, everyone else...


Let's look at a few quotes from reviews of 'Talullah's' publications..


, as with most hack-jobs, its modus operandi is to provide no documentation of where the author has found his information. 


The apparent goal is to disgust the reader. On that count, Bret has succeeded admirably.But the disgust attaches to the author of this mess


Certainly such shoddiness in dealing with facts and details falls well below the standards of professionalism which the public has come to expect from an established publishing house.


This garbage should have been pulled from the shelves long ago!!!!

a laughingly bad work, on a par with any supermarket tabloid. Therefore, I beg you to save your money and buy the National Enquirer.

No wonder Talullah is reduced to abusing teenagers who have no idea who the silly old fool is! Bret and Bennett - a perfect match!