Evenin' all! My, me and the lads had some right good fun in the station yesterday. We got one of them 'racist nutjobs' you hear so much about nowadays in our nick.
'Course, an old copper like me knows a wrong 'un when he sees one - and they don't come much wronger than that Bonnett.
Been sleeping rough he had, from the looks of him, wavin' these tatty old bits of paper at us and demandin' we look at what he kept callin his 'dossier' what he and some chums of his had written.
Ravin' on he was, summat awful, about masons and plots and such like.
Good job the lads in Harlow nick had warned us he'd escaped again, and was headin' for our Manor.
Looked like a baldin' tramp he did, and he kept givin' officers funny looks and demandin' to know where they really came from and why were they keepin' important white folks like him waitin'.
Good thing it wasn't me on the desk, I can tell you, or Bonnett would've been given a bit of good old-fashioned policin' from the sole of my size 12 boot for racist talk like that.
The Sarge went out to speak to Bonnett, calm him down, like, an' get him out of the station before there was a nasty incident.
We did the old trick, you know, phonin' Sarge after ten minutes to say he was needed urgently to help an old lady cross the road, and Bonnett left like a lamb.
Sarge needed a drop of the station brandy - medicinal, of course! - after he'd gone, and we went through two cans of Febreze gettin' rid of the smell. Cor, Bonnett must've been sleepin' in his clothes, from the state of him.
We had a good old read about Bonnett on the police computer after he'd gone - got a lot of previous, has old Tiny!
Stalkin' the families of missin' kiddies, makin' up stories about people - wouldn't have got away with it in my day, I can tell you, but that's this new-fangled Care in the Community for you.
Best you know to look out for him, in case he fetches up in your manors babblin' and causin' trouble. Here's the villain:
If you good people should see Tiny Bonnett, don't approach him, just let your local nick know so they can ship him back to his home patch.
Mind how you go!
Do you think he wants to look like a tramp, in case anyone thinks he's got loads a money?
ReplyDeleteWe all know that he has, but God knows where. It could be anywhere. It isn't that difficult to spirit money out of the country. He probably only stays in UK so he can collect Means Tested Benefits.
Is he 65 yet? I know all about the Winter Fuel Allowance. He'll be off when he qualifies for that. You see if I'm right.
You know, just looking at that pic from outside SY, I can smell him from here! I am actually have problems with believing his posts, he is always lying. A photo from outside SY or Belgravia does NOT mean you were able to get over the threshold, does it? I do love the telephone call ruse though, but think bennett's racist remarks re asians etc are totally out of order, but then what else can you expect from someone who has written for Stormfront? Does he imagine being white makes it his right to jump the queue? Better wise up, bennett, you are no more than an insignificant piece of aged slime, dirty, balding and totally obnoxiously smelly.
ReplyDeleteThe people he targetted in his 'dossier' on them had nothing to do with events in PDL on May 3rd, 2007.
ReplyDeleteHe's just taken his spiteful vendetta all the way to the Scotland Yard review team - who, when they have finished laughing, will throw the whole thing in the bin as irrelevant.
But it was nice of him to give Carter Ruck proof of just how far he is prepared to take his vendetta.
Oh, and I do hope he cleans himself up before his own appearance in the High Court.
He's got the get lost reaction:
ReplyDeletePost Tony Bennett Today at 12:08 pm
STATEMENT BY THE METROPOLITAN POLICE 6 OCTOBER 2011
Reproduced below without comment.
STATEMENT by Steve Bentley, Inspector, Directorate of Professional Standards, Metropolitan Police/Scotland Yard
QUOTE
My understanding is that the team would welcome any evidence that would assist with the enquiry. You state that you have a first hand information from an insider from the McCann's private investigators. This information would obviously be of interest to the team and they would welcome details of this individual to allow them to interview her if she is able to provide relevant evidence. However, information regarding peoples views and suspicions do not constitute evidence. The team are obliged to consider evidence rather than repetition of the myriad of views and beliefs that individuals choose to interpret from the available information. UNQUOTE
I think they saw him coming. It's a neat way of calling him a gossiping old prat, isn't it? I await his next move with keen anticipation.