As Tallulah is the latest darling of those who hate Madeleine McCann and her family, it's only right that people should see what a genius the man is, how witty and incisive his words!
WARNING - don't read this if you are eating....but remember, these are all Brat's own words:
The Trevor Morris Guide To Being A Twat In Twenty Languages, the Steve Farthing Love Doll (like a regular love doll, but with a nine-inch willy and no knockers because you blow it up inside out), the Breanna Bana open-crotch posing pouch, Julie Davies Webbe's new workout dvd, Spirit Away That Fat While Talking To Souls, and of course a large tub of Samuele Fabbri Slide N Glide combination lube and zits treatment for those special intimate moments after a hard day's hectoring of holidaymakers.
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Rearrange the name Susan Hall and you get..
"Anal Slush".
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This is as camp and as full of shit as Liberace's pink velvet, diamante-studded incontinence pad!
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And then the lovely Steve would be really fucked. No more strap-ons. And believe me, baby. You would not want to be Bret-fucked, because when Bret fucks, he hurts!
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Enough! Brat makes Laffin look like the Poet Laureate!
I think we can all see for ourselves what Tallulah is obsessed with... maybe reviews of his 'books' are of interest?
Here's one:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/books/review/Calhoun-t.html
David Bret’s angle on Clark Gable is this: Gable was “gay for pay” and “rough trade,” and he enjoyed having sex “for bucks.” In addition, he “would sometimes scrub his penis until it bled” and used a device to prolong erections. If these tidbits from the book’s first few pages aren’t too much information for you, you’re in luck. This breathtakingly trashy biography does not skimp on sordid anecdote
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On the other hand, maybe not...
Is this what the haters want? A depraved lunatic as their pin-up boy? Brat succeeds in doing the near-impossible - making Bennett look sane.
Which is good, really - Brat is the final nail in the hate crusade's coffin, his insanity and depravity summing up perfectly the sickness of all those people who hate Madeleine McCann and her family.
Let's all encourage Brat to more and more tantys, more and more outright lies, more and more obscene remarks - and make sure the media are kept informed of it all.
Well, they want publicity - don't they?
PS - all of Brat's foul remarks are from his blog about Madeleine McCann, the one on which he hurls filthy abuse about the official Find Madeleine Facebook site.
He and the Bratettes really hate the child, don't they?
Pure Porn. Wouldn't surprise me at all to know his new fans are lapping it up. Yo, Drachen, bet your hanging on his every word.
ReplyDeleteThis is too good not to forward to the media and the epetition.
They will get a real good insight into the likes of Ms. Winter and Co. Bret's adoring fans.
I'm sure that the media will be appalled at his ultra pornographic filthy mind. He should be taken off the streets.
ReplyDeleteA little bird tells me that Brat's erstwhile ally in pitchforking, Ms Hall, is none too happy about being called 'Anal Slush' by the wordsmith.
ReplyDeleteAnd she has a few things to say to Mikey Spudders, too, one hears.
Hardy really should have stuck to films about fish.
Anyone know why Spudders is terrified his work contacts might find out that the person they know as 'Mike Hardy' is the notorious pitchforker and hater, Spudgun?
ReplyDeleteThe man is disgusting beyond belief. The fact that someone could even make Bennett look "normal" must be the dregs of society. The fact that he talks about someone that isn't part of the Find Madeleine Campaign and copies posts of others from the Official page goes to show that he has nothing better to do with his life. We know his books are downright crap, so what better way to get in his writing than to taunt and harass innocent people. He's a sick person and should be locked up.
ReplyDeleteHe looks to me as though he's had a penis transplant, but they stuck it on his face by mistake.
ReplyDeleteOne can well understand why.
As someone put it elsewhere " .... he would recognize his tragic role as a mean deranged old man .... " he is all that and much more, and I can feel a little pity for those who hang on his every word. He sees himself as a 'Man of Words' - but unfortunately most of the words he uses are the kind you would expect from a navvy on a dredger on the Tyne, not a supposed writer. His books are trash, but then so is he. I expect he will continue on and on like this - to be very truthful, I think I actually prefer bennett (at least he doesn't lace his diatribes with sexual innuendoes every 3 words). As for his petition being Home Office backed - cobblers!!!! I could put one on there asking for bret to be sectioned and it would show, but it doesn't mean it is sanctioned by the HO. But then his thick little followers believe everything he says, don't they? After all, he is The Great Writer, which is another load of sphericals, along with all his other claims to fame.
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh - he propositioned a poster on another forum - disguised as Wilde "do you fancy getting intimate? Plenty of meat down below and I promise to be gentle!" Can you imagine being in bed with freddy kruger? Come to think of it, probably freddy is a much nicer person.
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ReplyDeleteExpose The "Official Find Madeleine McCann Facebook Page" Lunatics: Susan Hall: A Kind Of Slush …annnotaccusingjustasking.blogspot.com/2011/08/susan-… #news #mccann
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Now now, Rosemary, that isn't very nice...would you like someone to make obscene anagrams of YOUR name?
@Vengeance - surely you mean The Great W*nker, not writer? I bet he just loves bending over, don't you?
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Presenting the uberdelicious Martin Jones, mutton-hawker par excellence, Prince of Pints, Doyenne of Doncaster, The Balls of the Black Bull Pub.
But a word of warning, guys, before you go rushing North in the hope of a spot of rumpy-pumpy at the back of the Cattle Market. The real Martin Jones does NOT look like this, no more than his team-mate Bren (Michael) Ryan looks like Diana Dors. These are the pictures which Tweedledum & Tweedledee had on their Facebook pages, currently on file.
In fact, the good-looking chap above is one Martin Smith, a very well-respected acupuncturist who practises in Norfolk. Therefore, the next time you're in Sunny Donnie and fancy a shag, look out for the one with the beer belly and halitosis, propping up the bar. And guys, if you DO end up behind the Cattle Market with him, please make sure that you have a bag over your head--just in case the bag you put over his head comes off!
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Yuk! Revolting perv!
Oh look, he wrote a pome:
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All alone, just me and my bone.
No one to disturb me while I moan,
And if by chance a live cable I splash,
The Maddie Fund can have my cash!
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Bratperv should be sectioned.
More from Bratperv on his Madeleine McCann blog:
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This barking mad hausfrau, who lists as her likes "Cadbury Creme Egg", is the most festering of all the puss-infected scabs on the Loonies' site
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this woman eats, breathes, shits, shags and sleeps Madeleine McCann
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The woman Bratperv is hurling obscenities at made the mistake (in his eyes) of hoping a missing child can be found.
It may interest Bratperv and the Bratettes to learn that links to this thread have been sent to the media, so they can see just what kind of a creature it is that is behind that petition.
I wonder if any of Spudgun/Mike Hardy's colleagues will see it?
I doubt if they will be impressed, somehow...not at all the kind of thing any decent person wants associated with.
Question from another blog by a reviewer of a couple of brat's books: "Why a publishing house that cares a fig about its reputation would touch anything with David Bret's name on it continues to be one of the unsolved mysteries of our day. With a little digging perhaps the mystery might be solved, but then the question becomes: Who cares? Why bother?" Why, indeed?
ReplyDeleteA request from a reviewer of one of brat's books: "I therefore would like to issue to Mr. Bret a most fervent appeal: Please sir, write no more books! What you are doing is immoral, unworthy, and ultimately life-destroying. It sells short the unfortunate people you write about, the public who might unsuspectingly buy your books, and even you yourself. If you wish to be a biographer, then I beg you, by all means, be a biographer. But don't be what you currently are - a third-rate writer of unsubstantiated tabloid trash who is merely satisfying the evidently insatiable public thirst for titillating filth, all for the sake of a sleazy buck (or quid)". But will he stop while there is money to be made, and reputations of the dead distorted and destroyed? I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteAll Hail the Ed Wood of Biographers!, October 27, 2000
ReplyDeleteTallulah Bankhead: A Scandalous Life
After reading this book, I can assure you that the definitive biography of Tallulah Bankhead has yet to be written. ........ garbled prose, which revels in the salacious details of Ms. Bankhead's life. ....... Mr. Bret claims to have extensively researched his subject...... most quotations in the book stem not from interviews, but from secondhand sources. The result is a laughingly bad work, on a par with any supermarket tabloid. Therefore, I beg you to save your money and buy the National Enquirer.
More obscenity from Bratperv's McCann blog:
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This girl enjoys BAD taste big time. What's she going to come up with next--a MM dildo, or an arm-band which doubles as an anal douche?
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I am sure the media will be fascinated by the kind of people who think that that is big and clever....the Bratettes may get all sorts of publicity thanks to Bratperv.
Oh dear, is there no beginning to Brat's talent...
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A couple of nights ago, Mr Bennett threw a hissy fit on the Truth For Madeleine site. He demanded that Admin remove his name from their group because of a joke Mr Bret had cracked--the one about Mrs McCann's face looking like a foreskin.
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That not tickling any ribs? Perhaps some of these will amuse.....
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We're talking about a man so dumb that he buys his underpants (probably the same ones he loaned to Breanna for her bimbo shot) from C & A just so that he knows which way around to put them on.
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No, not really - and isn't Brat showing his age?
What about this?
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Best let him get back to his Pammie Gurney love-doll. It's got no knockers and a ten-inch willy. Silly bugger doesn't realise he's blown it up inside out.
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Oh dear. That's at least the second time he has said that; it wasn't funny the first time...
Not only does Brat make Bennett sound sane, he makes Laffin sound witty.
What on earth is Spudders hanging round with him for? He'd get more sense out of the fish.
I am sure the Bratettes appreciate the filthy old man. There aren't many fans of Myra Hindley around, but his admirer Wrafter is one of them:
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That's the sort of thing that really sickens the media - and any normal, decent person.
Here's another hater pervert - pretends to be a woman, pretends to have a blog, but is really a failed drag queen called Gavin:
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That creature is sure to think Brat is as funny as all get out!
And another hater pervert:
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No wonder Brat is so popular with these sickos!