DODGY DOC ALERT UPDATE - REES THINKS HE'S A GAY PORN STAR

Readers are warned to be on the lookout for this individual. He pretends to be a doctor and enjoys making obscene remarks when doing so. His real name is 'Paul Rees' and should be regarded as dangerous. He hangs around with Spudgun 'snap your neck' Hardy. The exact nature of their relationship is not known, though their shared fondness for 'body art' has given rise to much speculation.

When Rees is not wearing dead animals on his head, he occupies a squalid basement, in which he invents obscenities and entertains delusions of adequacy:

Gentle Readers are warned NOT to approach this man; the police are well aware of his activities, so let them deal with him.

If he should be sighted wearing a coat over his head, instead of a dead animal, it means the press have run him to ground and he will shortly be starring in the ever-popular 'SICKO TROLL' section of the Sun.

Be careful out there!

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Update - we understand that the person wearing the dead animal is not, in fact, Rees the Troll, but an esteemed transgender porn actor who goes by the name of 'Buck Angel':

This blog apologises to Mr Angel for any offence caused to him by mistaking him for the grubby, ugly  little deviant who spews obscenities daily on #mccann.

CHUCKY THE NASTY LITTLE LIAR

A Mexican Wave of  fake 'outrage' swept the hate sites yesterday, over an expired holiday voucher on which someone had put Madeleine McCann's image.


Oh, the screeches and howls! Oh, the fresh insults hurled at the McCanns! No prizes for guessing who the leader of the lynch mob was.... 

People tried to track down who started the 'outrage', who saw this obscure ad first. Guess what, Gentle Readers? It appears to have been Chucky herself.

Oh, what a surprise!

Here she is, lying to the rest of MM:

Here she is, posting the link herself some time earlier on Twitter:

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She hates Madeleine McCann so much, she is capable of anything, really. She's too thick to have hacked the site herself  but no doubt one of her nasty little friends gave her her instructions to spread the 'outrage'.


Some of us think that is really, really sick and that is our opinion.

CHUCKY THE UGLY AUSSIE ATTACKS MADELEINE MCCANN AGAIN

Yes, Gentle Readers, Australia's Shameful Secret has been occupying herself making nasty remarks about the appearance of a missing child - Madeleine McCann, the little girl she pretends to 'care' so much about.


it looks like her tounge is sticking out 


Chucky declared as she drooled on her ifork. She then decided that Madeleine was bound to be 'damaged' as she was born by IVF.


Other members begged her to stop talking about Madeleine like this, but got told:


we are discussing what we think and some of us think the photo is unusal that is our opinion


So, if anyone wants to discuss what we think of Chucky's appearance in photos, feel free. After all, it's obvious she is even more ugly inside than she is outside.


Some of us think that is unusual and that is our opinion.

LAFFINARSE HITS THE HEADLINES

Yes, Gentle Readers, the Scunny Terrorist has been run to earth in his squalid lair, by the good people at the Star.

They caught him outside, polluting the air.

Now the whole of Britain knows to look out for the creature that wanted to firebomb the McCanns' home.

SCOTLAND YARD - HELP US FIND MADELEINE MCCANN

RICARDO PAIVA EARNS HIS NICKNAME

The f*cking t*sser

Q: What could possibly be stupider than making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model'?

A: Making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model' who is actually one D. Bret.

And then having to confess to your superiors just what you have done, and then getting yourself in the Portuguese press:

Rumours are flying that a UK tabloid is going to do some kind of expose; updates will follow.....

BROWN INSULTS PORTUGAL, SAYS PDL LOCALS SELL THEIR CHILDREN FOR SEX

Yes, Gentle Readers, right on the eve of her departure for Portugal, 'Awesome' Brown has taken it upon herself to say just about the worst thing possible about the people of Portugal in general, and the residents of PDL in particular.

She made this shameful comment on her blog, when explaining why Madeleine McCann could not possibly have been abducted.

Why would anyone bother, reasoned the awesome superstar of blogradio?

There it is, in all its horror.

A paedophile ring in PDL wouldn't have bothered abducting a 'foreign child', because the locals sell their children for sex, and sometimes just loan them out.

Could someone let immigration at Lisbon Airport know what is heading in their direction, please?

Oh, and it might be a good idea if the police presence in PDL was stepped up, as 'Awesome' is liable to get a rather hostile reception from the locals she has declared routinely sell their children for sex.