The f*cking t*sser
A: Making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model' who is actually one D. Bret.
And then having to confess to your superiors just what you have done, and then getting yourself in the Portuguese press:
Rumours are flying that a UK tabloid is going to do some kind of expose; updates will follow.....
Oh my! Fancy a policeman falling for such a hoax.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to reading more.
Yes, Ricardo's legendary psychic powers seem to have let him down....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4186129/Maddie-cop-sent-sex-pics-to-Brit-woman.html
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Fancy sitting in your office in Portimao taking dirty pics of yourself which appear to have fallen into the hands of the Sun....