CHUCKY THE NASTY LITTLE LIAR

A Mexican Wave of  fake 'outrage' swept the hate sites yesterday, over an expired holiday voucher on which someone had put Madeleine McCann's image.


Oh, the screeches and howls! Oh, the fresh insults hurled at the McCanns! No prizes for guessing who the leader of the lynch mob was.... 

People tried to track down who started the 'outrage', who saw this obscure ad first. Guess what, Gentle Readers? It appears to have been Chucky herself.

Oh, what a surprise!

Here she is, lying to the rest of MM:

Here she is, posting the link herself some time earlier on Twitter:

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She hates Madeleine McCann so much, she is capable of anything, really. She's too thick to have hacked the site herself  but no doubt one of her nasty little friends gave her her instructions to spread the 'outrage'.


Some of us think that is really, really sick and that is our opinion.

CHUCKY THE UGLY AUSSIE ATTACKS MADELEINE MCCANN AGAIN

Yes, Gentle Readers, Australia's Shameful Secret has been occupying herself making nasty remarks about the appearance of a missing child - Madeleine McCann, the little girl she pretends to 'care' so much about.


it looks like her tounge is sticking out 


Chucky declared as she drooled on her ifork. She then decided that Madeleine was bound to be 'damaged' as she was born by IVF.


Other members begged her to stop talking about Madeleine like this, but got told:


we are discussing what we think and some of us think the photo is unusal that is our opinion


So, if anyone wants to discuss what we think of Chucky's appearance in photos, feel free. After all, it's obvious she is even more ugly inside than she is outside.


Some of us think that is unusual and that is our opinion.

LAFFINARSE HITS THE HEADLINES

Yes, Gentle Readers, the Scunny Terrorist has been run to earth in his squalid lair, by the good people at the Star.

They caught him outside, polluting the air.

Now the whole of Britain knows to look out for the creature that wanted to firebomb the McCanns' home.

SCOTLAND YARD - HELP US FIND MADELEINE MCCANN

RICARDO PAIVA EARNS HIS NICKNAME

The f*cking t*sser

Q: What could possibly be stupider than making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model'?

A: Making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model' who is actually one D. Bret.

And then having to confess to your superiors just what you have done, and then getting yourself in the Portuguese press:

Rumours are flying that a UK tabloid is going to do some kind of expose; updates will follow.....

BROWN INSULTS PORTUGAL, SAYS PDL LOCALS SELL THEIR CHILDREN FOR SEX

Yes, Gentle Readers, right on the eve of her departure for Portugal, 'Awesome' Brown has taken it upon herself to say just about the worst thing possible about the people of Portugal in general, and the residents of PDL in particular.

She made this shameful comment on her blog, when explaining why Madeleine McCann could not possibly have been abducted.

Why would anyone bother, reasoned the awesome superstar of blogradio?

There it is, in all its horror.

A paedophile ring in PDL wouldn't have bothered abducting a 'foreign child', because the locals sell their children for sex, and sometimes just loan them out.

Could someone let immigration at Lisbon Airport know what is heading in their direction, please?

Oh, and it might be a good idea if the police presence in PDL was stepped up, as 'Awesome' is liable to get a rather hostile reception from the locals she has declared routinely sell their children for sex.

CAST OF GHOUL TOUR #2 ANNOUNCED

Forkertainment Tonite! is delighted to bring Gentle Readers this exciting hateworld news, straight from the dank, maniac-haunted hills of Horridwood.

There's been a lot of buzz about this project; we've had to wait four years for the follow-up to the original blockbuster, but at last, it's been green-lighted and the major players revealed.

Playing the female lead of FoxyBlondie is none other than Bushmeat Brown herself:

Bushmeat hopes this will be her breakout role from the backwaters of blogradio.

Male lead of LaffinThug? Why, who else could it be but 'Big Rock' Gonc?

Big Rock hopes this will advance his career, as he is fed up of playing the dead South American guy in CSI Miami.

Sophia de Lansaret plays Astro,  their reluctant hostess, terrified that there will be a repeat of the unruly behaviour we all enjoyed watching in the original.

Joana Morais and Ricardo Paiva both play lesser roles as themselves. They are secretly appalled by the crass behaviour of Bushmeat, especially after she has been at the vintage port, but are too scared to speak out and condemn the interloper.

The horror is provided by Freddie Kruger, played by David Brat.

Lucky old Brat - he doesn't need make-up to play the role!

Tiny Bonnett is a newcomer to the big screen, but he makes the most of his role as the demented stalker who hides in people's gardens.

Tango and Chucky will make brief cameo appearances, playing themselves as the Village Madwoman and the Village Idiot respectively.

Robert Murat will NOT be making an appearance in this sequel; we are reliably informed that he has never been the same after the first production, and indeed has hired armed guards and installed electric fences to keep Bushmeat at bay.

There is no script; as with the first production, the cast are going to make it up as they go along, as they stumble from one castatrophe to another, to the amusement of viewers. Any resemblance to the Blair Witch Project is purely co-incidental, we are assured.

Ghoul Tour #2 is to be filmed in ForkerVision by HideHo and her team; special HateGoggles will be handed out to viewers in the hope they understand what the cast are doing and saying.

Souvenir frames from Ghoul Tour 2# will be on sale in the foyer in special, sealed, boxed sets. Duarte Levy is the man in charge of them, so as usual, they will be in sets of 24. When the customer pays £10,000 for them and tries to view them at home, all they will see is the Man Mountain giving them the finger, with the caption, There's One Born Every Minute.


Sounds like they've thought of everything!

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