CHUCKY SNEERS AT PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR A LIVING - UNLIKE HER

Are you working class? Then you'll be pleased to know that Carly Dunham the Tassie layabout thinks you're 'filthy, lower-class people'.

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Hope some Aussie taxpayers see this, from the person who is able to post hate 24/7, under several different names, but at the age of 34, needs her poor mother to take her to the doctor.

Who can forget her supporting the child-killing Philpotts and telling people not to look down on them because they'd had 17 children on Welfare?

No-one's allowed to criticise Chucky, though - if you do, you're picking on her cos she's disabled - according to her. She doesn't care that people with far more serious health issues than hers have to work for a living and are too tired to post hate all day and night, oh no, not Chucky.

To her, they're just 'filthy, lower-class people'.

WALLYBABA AND THE FORTY SOCKS

Not long ago, on a farcebook site not too far away, Queen Hoho of the Varnish surveyed her lackeys with satisfaction. All was well with the world.

Posts telling her how clever she was? - check.

Posts saying how horrid the parents of a missing child were? - check.

Posts praising a convicted criminal in another realm? - check.

Posts assuring the lackeys that tocks were ticking and tides were turning? - check. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, everything, actually. For Queen Hoho had sent a scurvy knave into exile for insulting her courtier Wallybaba, then foolishly allowed him back, despite her loyal subjects referring to the knave behind his back (or backs, as it turned out) as, That pervy old drunk.

For little did Queen Hoho know that not only was the old drunk a scurvy knave, he was that most feared of forum beasts - a multi-headed hydra! Doggy, dangly, dixie....its names were as legion as its breath was foul and foetid.

All the while, Zelda the witch, consort of the hydra, whispered poison in any ear that would let her.

Poor little Wallybaba knew the Queendom was in peril, but the Doggy-hydra turned its many heads on him, accusing him of being the legendary Lord Rodriquez, never seen by living man and only spoken of in whispers.

Without the protection of the loyal Wallybaba, Queen Hoho only had the Irish one to save her, so her cause was doomed. The many-headed Doggy-hydra reared up, spat fire and fury - and Queen Hoho of the Varnish and her loyal courtiers were gone.

The Doggy-hydra tried to tell the remaining lackeys that it had to destroy the Queendom to save it, while all but the feeble-minded and insane fled in horror from the smouldering, polluted ruins of the Queendom, lamenting as if Camelot itself had been destroyed!

And Zelda the Witch cackled with satisfaction as she surveyed the carnage.

Queen Hoho, Wallybaba and the Irish one fled into exile, gathering their surviving lackeys around them. There, they secretly plot revenge on the usurper,  while feverishly but secretly checking the very blood groups of the lackeys' families to make sure there is no taint of Doggy-hydra remaining.

And the moral of this fable? If you  give hydras the keys of your Queendom, don't be surprised if you find yourself on their menu.

HI-DE-HO MOCKS BOSTON BOMB VICTIMS IN VILE VIDEO

Yes, folks, Team Gonc's very own  Leni Riefenstahl scraped right through the bottom of her particular barrel today.

Stung by bad press coverage of her Facebook group making 'jokes' about shooting Kate McCann during the London Marathon:

HoHo decided the best way to answer her critics was to produce a sick video, in which she used the atrocity in Boston to suit her own depraved agenda.

I am not posting a link to the filthy thing, which is being held in contempt by every decent, normal human being. 

Suffice to say that, as well as using and abusing the Boston victims, Hi-de-Ho has helped herself to the tune, Running Scared, by the late, great Roy Orbison. His song plays while she shows images of the McCanns, and others, in various charity runs.

I really can't see his estate giving her permission to use his work on this obscenity, somehow.

The door-painter of Toronto:

goes on to falsely claim that there were no 'threats' in the thread she and her FB friends found so funny.

People can judge for themselves:

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So, trying to plot how to get round 'bodyguards' to attack Kate McCann isn't threatening?

This isn't threatening?

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Any normal, decent person would find that terrifying, not a 'joke'.

She then has the gall to complain that this is 'wasting police time'. Really? Most people would think badgering Scotland Yard with lie-riddled pro-Amaral propaganda videos was 'wasting police time'.

Protecting Marathon runners and onlookers from OAFS making threats of violence isn't.

Hoho's crappy videos are generally the cause of much hilarity. This isn't. It is repellent and depraved at every level, and demonstrates nothing but the maker's sickness.

This week of all weeks, she should be hanging her head in shame for producing something so vile.

BENNETT CONFESSES - 'I TOOK ££££££££ FROM NEWS INTERNATIONAL'

There's really only one story in this part of the internet as the year closes - the sickening revelation by Bennett that he took thousands of pounds from News International, channeled through the Lubbock Trust, as payment for his efforts to destroy Michael Barrymore.

He's admitted to profiting by  some £10,000 from NI, so few would be surprised if the real total was considerably higher.

Now, that would be quite bad enough, but no-one has forgotten the vicious attacks he launched at Kate and Gerry McCann when Kate's book, 'Madeleine', was serialized by NI. When all the time, his bank balance had been swelled considerably by NI.

Funny how he forgot to tell his cult supporters about that hypocrisy, isn't it?

And no-one needs reminding of Bennett's ranting and raving about the Murdoch press over the years - when all the time he himself had eagerly taken their money, having given it a quick spin-cycle through the Lubbock Trust.

Funny how he forgot to tell his cult supporters about that hypocrisy, isn't it?

No wonder Terry Lubbock and Harry Cichy detest the very mention of his name!

All of this might have stayed in the shadows, if Bennett hadn't decided to show off, mouth off, and further libel Michael Barrymore, but he just couldn't resist a bit of character assassination. Which is why he now has a posse of very angry people on his tail, and is in even more trouble.

Because here's the thing; rumours are spreading that, in the course of his campaign against Michael Barrymore, Bennett was at his usual tricks, altering witness statements, and telling untruths. Hope he wasn't taking money from News International under false pretences - they might be a bit annoyed about that. Hope he wasn't telling the Lubbock family a pack of lies - they might be a bit annoyed about that.

He needn't bother trying to sweep any of this under the carpet, as he usually does. The whole truth about this, and other matters, IS going to come out in 2013.

As 2012 draws to a close, perhaps this is an ideal time for Bennett's brown-nosers to take a long, hard look at their hero, and see him as the rest of the world does?

CHUCKY READS PORNO BOOKS, YEAUCH

There's been an outbreak of vomiting in this part of the internet over the past few days.

No, not because of some virus, but because of the truly sickening discovery that disgrace to Australia Chucky not only reads dirty books.

She sells them on when she's finished with them.

Decent people pray she doesn't get her SIM dollies to act out her favorite 'scenes' from the pervy book.

No wonder the Koala looks scared.....

Sauces say e-Bay is issuing a health warning to anyone who's bought anything from Chucky, and is urging them to get professional healthcare advice, as there's no telling what she's been doing with her second-hand goods.

Sadly, it may take a miracle to save anyone who bought her used porn.

And what kind of freak sells children's books along with their used porn? Concerned readers hope that CEOPC are aware of her online activities.

FUN AND GAMES WITH THE BENNETT CULT

Alas, poor Bennett! Beset by legal troubles - and strangely unable to grasp that he has brought all of them on himself - he decided today was the day to launch an attack on one J. Blacksmith, due to said blogger's contempt for people who belong to a.....

sex and crime obsessed clique of self-righteous losers that thinks it’s acceptable to defame honourable men like McAlpine

Whoever could he mean? Surely not the hounders, with their fascination with other people's sex lives and soft furnishings?

But the cabaret wasn't over, oh dear me no, Gentle Readers. For the vast ego that is Bennett failed to grasp that this wasn't actually a genuine comment- 

I used to like what you wrote once but now it's clear that you don't really care for Madeleine and you don't fight for Tony Bennett, the only man BRAVE enough to take on the forces of the Establishment. Shame on you. Justice for Maddie, Norbury.

Modest as ever, Bennett replied to the Norbury One:

P.S. 'Justice for Maddie, Norbury', many thanks for your comments, but Goncalo Amaral is the brave one, he lost his job, and his family life suffered, and he has been mercilessly smeared and pursued - T.B.

You really couldn't make it up.....

As the finishing touch to this exercise in self-destruction, a disillusioned member announced that they had had enough of Bennett and his nonsense.

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Naturally, that was hastily removed, but not before awestruck onlookers had nabbed screengrabs, guessing correctly that the Free Speachers wouldn't permit such public treason to stand.

If he's like this when he gets bad news - according to rumours from  Sauces - what on earth is he going to be like when he's in the High Court Dock? Can our ribs withstand such hilarity?

THE MCCANN-HOUNDERS DON'T WANT YOU TO READ THIS POST BY STEPHEN BIRCH

Who could forget the raptures with which Stephen Birch was welcomed on the site Bennett isn't admin of? They thrilled to those special reports in the Portuguese tabloids, convinced themselves that that tide was finally going to turn for them.

They couldn't get enough of his tall tales of his adventures with his lawnmower.

Gentle Readers will recall how they hung on his every word, begging for more. Dissenting Hounders were banned for not believing him. Others were blocked from posting if they didn't toe the Party Line.

Until last night. When Birch posted this:

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For some reason, the news that their beloved Saint Goncalol is a drunken wreck was almost  instantly censored. And the very idea that he had been planting evidence! Unthinkable!

It was censored in minutes, removed as if it had never been. Not quickly enough, however.

Which is why bewildered Hounders had to go elsewhere to read the truth about what their Forum Posterboy had said.

Could they also be trying to hide the truth about how much trouble Bennett is in? Surely not - but it isn't a very good omen, is it?

DODGY DOC ALERT UPDATE - REES THINKS HE'S A GAY PORN STAR

Readers are warned to be on the lookout for this individual. He pretends to be a doctor and enjoys making obscene remarks when doing so. His real name is 'Paul Rees' and should be regarded as dangerous. He hangs around with Spudgun 'snap your neck' Hardy. The exact nature of their relationship is not known, though their shared fondness for 'body art' has given rise to much speculation.

When Rees is not wearing dead animals on his head, he occupies a squalid basement, in which he invents obscenities and entertains delusions of adequacy:

Gentle Readers are warned NOT to approach this man; the police are well aware of his activities, so let them deal with him.

If he should be sighted wearing a coat over his head, instead of a dead animal, it means the press have run him to ground and he will shortly be starring in the ever-popular 'SICKO TROLL' section of the Sun.

Be careful out there!

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Update - we understand that the person wearing the dead animal is not, in fact, Rees the Troll, but an esteemed transgender porn actor who goes by the name of 'Buck Angel':

This blog apologises to Mr Angel for any offence caused to him by mistaking him for the grubby, ugly  little deviant who spews obscenities daily on #mccann.

CHUCKY THE NASTY LITTLE LIAR

A Mexican Wave of  fake 'outrage' swept the hate sites yesterday, over an expired holiday voucher on which someone had put Madeleine McCann's image.


Oh, the screeches and howls! Oh, the fresh insults hurled at the McCanns! No prizes for guessing who the leader of the lynch mob was.... 

People tried to track down who started the 'outrage', who saw this obscure ad first. Guess what, Gentle Readers? It appears to have been Chucky herself.

Oh, what a surprise!

Here she is, lying to the rest of MM:

Here she is, posting the link herself some time earlier on Twitter:

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She hates Madeleine McCann so much, she is capable of anything, really. She's too thick to have hacked the site herself  but no doubt one of her nasty little friends gave her her instructions to spread the 'outrage'.


Some of us think that is really, really sick and that is our opinion.

CHUCKY THE UGLY AUSSIE ATTACKS MADELEINE MCCANN AGAIN

Yes, Gentle Readers, Australia's Shameful Secret has been occupying herself making nasty remarks about the appearance of a missing child - Madeleine McCann, the little girl she pretends to 'care' so much about.


it looks like her tounge is sticking out 


Chucky declared as she drooled on her ifork. She then decided that Madeleine was bound to be 'damaged' as she was born by IVF.


Other members begged her to stop talking about Madeleine like this, but got told:


we are discussing what we think and some of us think the photo is unusal that is our opinion


So, if anyone wants to discuss what we think of Chucky's appearance in photos, feel free. After all, it's obvious she is even more ugly inside than she is outside.


Some of us think that is unusual and that is our opinion.

LAFFINARSE HITS THE HEADLINES

Yes, Gentle Readers, the Scunny Terrorist has been run to earth in his squalid lair, by the good people at the Star.

They caught him outside, polluting the air.

Now the whole of Britain knows to look out for the creature that wanted to firebomb the McCanns' home.

SCOTLAND YARD - HELP US FIND MADELEINE MCCANN

RICARDO PAIVA EARNS HIS NICKNAME

The f*cking t*sser

Q: What could possibly be stupider than making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model'?

A: Making romantic overtures on FB to an 'American model' who is actually one D. Bret.

And then having to confess to your superiors just what you have done, and then getting yourself in the Portuguese press:

Rumours are flying that a UK tabloid is going to do some kind of expose; updates will follow.....

BROWN INSULTS PORTUGAL, SAYS PDL LOCALS SELL THEIR CHILDREN FOR SEX

Yes, Gentle Readers, right on the eve of her departure for Portugal, 'Awesome' Brown has taken it upon herself to say just about the worst thing possible about the people of Portugal in general, and the residents of PDL in particular.

She made this shameful comment on her blog, when explaining why Madeleine McCann could not possibly have been abducted.

Why would anyone bother, reasoned the awesome superstar of blogradio?

There it is, in all its horror.

A paedophile ring in PDL wouldn't have bothered abducting a 'foreign child', because the locals sell their children for sex, and sometimes just loan them out.

Could someone let immigration at Lisbon Airport know what is heading in their direction, please?

Oh, and it might be a good idea if the police presence in PDL was stepped up, as 'Awesome' is liable to get a rather hostile reception from the locals she has declared routinely sell their children for sex.

CAST OF GHOUL TOUR #2 ANNOUNCED

Forkertainment Tonite! is delighted to bring Gentle Readers this exciting hateworld news, straight from the dank, maniac-haunted hills of Horridwood.

There's been a lot of buzz about this project; we've had to wait four years for the follow-up to the original blockbuster, but at last, it's been green-lighted and the major players revealed.

Playing the female lead of FoxyBlondie is none other than Bushmeat Brown herself:

Bushmeat hopes this will be her breakout role from the backwaters of blogradio.

Male lead of LaffinThug? Why, who else could it be but 'Big Rock' Gonc?

Big Rock hopes this will advance his career, as he is fed up of playing the dead South American guy in CSI Miami.

Sophia de Lansaret plays Astro,  their reluctant hostess, terrified that there will be a repeat of the unruly behaviour we all enjoyed watching in the original.

Joana Morais and Ricardo Paiva both play lesser roles as themselves. They are secretly appalled by the crass behaviour of Bushmeat, especially after she has been at the vintage port, but are too scared to speak out and condemn the interloper.

The horror is provided by Freddie Kruger, played by David Brat.

Lucky old Brat - he doesn't need make-up to play the role!

Tiny Bonnett is a newcomer to the big screen, but he makes the most of his role as the demented stalker who hides in people's gardens.

Tango and Chucky will make brief cameo appearances, playing themselves as the Village Madwoman and the Village Idiot respectively.

Robert Murat will NOT be making an appearance in this sequel; we are reliably informed that he has never been the same after the first production, and indeed has hired armed guards and installed electric fences to keep Bushmeat at bay.

There is no script; as with the first production, the cast are going to make it up as they go along, as they stumble from one castatrophe to another, to the amusement of viewers. Any resemblance to the Blair Witch Project is purely co-incidental, we are assured.

Ghoul Tour #2 is to be filmed in ForkerVision by HideHo and her team; special HateGoggles will be handed out to viewers in the hope they understand what the cast are doing and saying.

Souvenir frames from Ghoul Tour 2# will be on sale in the foyer in special, sealed, boxed sets. Duarte Levy is the man in charge of them, so as usual, they will be in sets of 24. When the customer pays £10,000 for them and tries to view them at home, all they will see is the Man Mountain giving them the finger, with the caption, There's One Born Every Minute.


Sounds like they've thought of everything!

NOT © Forkertainment Tonite!

SPUDGUN HARDY SPOUTS DEATH THREATS, OBSCENITY AND SODOMY

WARNING - THE LANGUAGE USED BY SPUDGUN HARDY TO ISSUE THESE THREATS  IS DISGUSTING; ANY DECENT, NORMAL PERSON WILL BE SHOCKED BY THIS DEPRAVITY


The McCann-haters favorite video maker thought there was nothing at all wrong with posting this disgusting, obscene threat of deviant sexual  violence to another twitter user on FB:

Naturally, the other haters tried to laugh it off as 'only messing'; Spudders didn't see anything wrong with it, and carried on with his obscene attack.

And this is the creature the forkers, haters and ghouls all think is a genius? Must have pretty low standards..

Not content with that, the depraved creature is now publically issuing death threats:

No wonder it and its vile chums took such pleasure in harrassing and abusing a woman who dared to disagree with them.

I suppose all his fans do know they tried to get the woman sacked? Their conduct was so sadistic and vicious, Ricardo Paiva of the PJ stepped in and told them to stop it; rumor has it that all ties with the haters and forkers has now been broken because of these cyber-Nazi thugs.

Never mind, if Spudgun Hardy keeps up the threats of sexual violence, and neck-breaking,  he will be going somewhere his stunning good looks will be appreciated.

Jes' call me Bubba, y'all

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NOT ©; please feel free to spread Spudgun Hardy's Spoutings far and wide.

LA TRIBU DES GROTESQUES/ The Grotesque Tribe

The French literary world is acclaiming a new masterpiece this weekend - La Tribu Des Grotesques, a social satire which goes where Lord of the Flies feared to tread.


Set on an imaginary island , Pitchforkeius,  where the criminally insane are kept away from the rest of society, the book tells of the internecine fighting and bloodshed as the wretches fight to be acclaimed  Lord of Pitchforkeius.


We meet such characters as Tiny Bonnett, described as resembling a tall, balding tramp, and his sometime consort, the cackling Petal Black, who daily whip their adherents into fresh bouts of cannibalistic violence against 'Unbelievers'.


Bonnett and Black hold a dark secret - the earlier fruit of their liason, a malformed, demonic offspring they refer to as The Brat, and try to keep confined in a dank cave. Whenever The Brat escapes, he attacks BonnettBelievers and Unbelievers alike in his thirst for vengeance.


All the inhabitants of Pitchforkeius worship and fear an entity they call 'PJ AMORAL', or Big Rock. PJ Amoral has never set foot on Pitchforkeius, but his thoughts are passed to his worshippers by an Oracle known as Joanie Moreass.


Being lunatics, the Pitchforkeians are all in thrall to the Full Moon, when their worst excesses are committed. At Full Moon, the book warns,  they try to lure passing seafarers onto their island colony, to abuse and insult, before devouring the Outsiders.


Petal Black is described in the novel as being especially dangerous at Full Moon, as this is when she consumes the brew she has made from fermented mandrake roots, lizards' tongues, and rat entrails.


Little do the Tribe know, they can never leave the Island; they have been deemed too incurably dangerous to the rest of society to ever be permitted to re-enter the world of the sane.


They are doomed to spend their days chanting wierd cries, such as les chiens ne mentent pas and telling each other myths about Aces.


La Tribu Des Grotesques ends with a final outbreak of savagery, with every faction turning on every other faction, till only one of them is left standing to finally claim the title, Lord of Pitchforkeius.


Alas, the book does not tell us who the victorious wretch is; possibly because the author has ceased to care what the lunatics do or who they do it to, as long as it doesn't involve normal human beings.

GHOUL OF THE YEAR - 2011 FORKER AWARDS

It's been a vintage year for hate-spewers everywhere, hasn't it, Gentle Readers? Kate McCann's book 'Madeleine' drove the forkers to new heights of abuse, and hilarious predictions that 'no-one' would buy it, because 'no-one' believed the McCanns.

Naturally, it was a runaway success, with extracts read by millions in the Sun, and book sales worth over £2,500,000 in the UK alone. And that is just the hardback - the forkers demonstrating yet again that they are incapable of ever getting anything right.

Picking  the Leading Ghoul of 2011 hasn't been easy, with so many contenders, but Gentle Readers will be relieved to know it has been narrowed down to the final four - the Hindley Fan took an early lead with remarks like this:

but fell behind after her fellow ghouls told her to STFU as she was getting them a bad name.

So, the final four, in reverse order.

4. The not-very-famous gossip, David Bret, who took time off from playing Freddie Kruger's Evil Twin to make obscene 'jokes' about Kate McCann, and other women he was jealous of. Made a strong start, but fell behind when he started expressing a desire for the McCanns, Sun reporters and others, to die horribly.

He ended the year as a laughing stock when the Sun failed to apologise to him; rumor has it that the Sun is saving all his posts about Sun reporters dying in car crashes for a special edition.

3. Anthony Bennett, the Harlow Hounder. He seemed in a strong position at the start of the year, but then failed to stand up to Carter Ruck as he had promised.

He has had to make involuntary donations to the Find Madeleine Fund already, and is facing contempt of court charges in the New Year.

There is a chance he could go to jail for contempt; sources say he would in fact be happy to occupy a cell for a while, because at least he would be out of reach of his former ally LaffinThug, who wants his £400+ back from Bennett.

2. The wellspring of all the ghoulery, the creator of the Fridge Theory in person - Gonc Amaral, the disgraced PJ bungler with the criminal conviction for lying.

Normally, he would have won, but being kicked out by his  wife, his landlord, and the PJ Old Boys' Association makes him, well, a loser.

Despite wearing hats while being strikingly tall and intellectual.

There can only be one winner, so step forward....

BUSHMEAT BROWN, THE QUEEN OF THE GHOULS

It has to be Brown  - only a truly sick forker could dream up a scenario involving Gerry McCann mummifying his eldest daughter in the hot, dry sands of a beach on the Atlantic, then smuggling her back to the UK on Easyjet in his hand luggage.

She further earned her crown by deciding it was OK for her to say things like that about the McCanns, but no-one is allowed to criticise her, and is now pretending she is going to sue the McCanns because she failed to make mega-bucks from her grubby, error-strewn leaflet.

Brown also exploited the  stupid, nasty, ignorant forkers for a few $$$ and to get her vast ego stroked.  She then dropped them like hot potatoes when they got too embarrassing, so now her erstwhile allies are out for her blood.

Let's hear it for Pat Brown, Ghoul of the Year!

HARLOW RESIDENTS WARNED TO WATCH OUT FOR STALKER

Do not, under any circumstances, let this individual onto your property.

He has 'previous' for hiding in people's shrubberies to spy on them, and photographing their home security systems and posting the photos on the internet, for the benefit of his stalker friends.

He likes to keep copies for his 'family album'.

Make sure you tell your postman to be extra-wary - there is nothing this scoundrel likes better than posting private correspondence on the internet, so all his friends can read it and hound the senders and their families.

He has been known to boast about damaging council property at the expense of you, the tax payer. He likes sneaking about in the dark.

He is currently facing charges which may lead to a jail sentence in the New Year.

Don't panic if you see this character, just let the police deal with him - they're used to him and his racist remarks about police officers.

Mind how you go - and have a stalker-free Christmas!

OH, THE MELODRAMA!!!! IT'S DUELLING PITCHFORKERS!!!!!!

Just released for the Christmas entertainment market.....

More about this battle of nonentities exploiting a missing child at:

http://davidbretisagod.forumotion.co.uk/