BENNETT CONFESSES - 'I TOOK ££££££££ FROM NEWS INTERNATIONAL'

There's really only one story in this part of the internet as the year closes - the sickening revelation by Bennett that he took thousands of pounds from News International, channeled through the Lubbock Trust, as payment for his efforts to destroy Michael Barrymore.

He's admitted to profiting by  some £10,000 from NI, so few would be surprised if the real total was considerably higher.

Now, that would be quite bad enough, but no-one has forgotten the vicious attacks he launched at Kate and Gerry McCann when Kate's book, 'Madeleine', was serialized by NI. When all the time, his bank balance had been swelled considerably by NI.

Funny how he forgot to tell his cult supporters about that hypocrisy, isn't it?

And no-one needs reminding of Bennett's ranting and raving about the Murdoch press over the years - when all the time he himself had eagerly taken their money, having given it a quick spin-cycle through the Lubbock Trust.

Funny how he forgot to tell his cult supporters about that hypocrisy, isn't it?

No wonder Terry Lubbock and Harry Cichy detest the very mention of his name!

All of this might have stayed in the shadows, if Bennett hadn't decided to show off, mouth off, and further libel Michael Barrymore, but he just couldn't resist a bit of character assassination. Which is why he now has a posse of very angry people on his tail, and is in even more trouble.

Because here's the thing; rumours are spreading that, in the course of his campaign against Michael Barrymore, Bennett was at his usual tricks, altering witness statements, and telling untruths. Hope he wasn't taking money from News International under false pretences - they might be a bit annoyed about that. Hope he wasn't telling the Lubbock family a pack of lies - they might be a bit annoyed about that.

He needn't bother trying to sweep any of this under the carpet, as he usually does. The whole truth about this, and other matters, IS going to come out in 2013.

As 2012 draws to a close, perhaps this is an ideal time for Bennett's brown-nosers to take a long, hard look at their hero, and see him as the rest of the world does?

CHUCKY READS PORNO BOOKS, YEAUCH

There's been an outbreak of vomiting in this part of the internet over the past few days.

No, not because of some virus, but because of the truly sickening discovery that disgrace to Australia Chucky not only reads dirty books.

She sells them on when she's finished with them.

Decent people pray she doesn't get her SIM dollies to act out her favorite 'scenes' from the pervy book.

No wonder the Koala looks scared.....

Sauces say e-Bay is issuing a health warning to anyone who's bought anything from Chucky, and is urging them to get professional healthcare advice, as there's no telling what she's been doing with her second-hand goods.

Sadly, it may take a miracle to save anyone who bought her used porn.

And what kind of freak sells children's books along with their used porn? Concerned readers hope that CEOPC are aware of her online activities.

FUN AND GAMES WITH THE BENNETT CULT

Alas, poor Bennett! Beset by legal troubles - and strangely unable to grasp that he has brought all of them on himself - he decided today was the day to launch an attack on one J. Blacksmith, due to said blogger's contempt for people who belong to a.....

sex and crime obsessed clique of self-righteous losers that thinks it’s acceptable to defame honourable men like McAlpine

Whoever could he mean? Surely not the hounders, with their fascination with other people's sex lives and soft furnishings?

But the cabaret wasn't over, oh dear me no, Gentle Readers. For the vast ego that is Bennett failed to grasp that this wasn't actually a genuine comment- 

I used to like what you wrote once but now it's clear that you don't really care for Madeleine and you don't fight for Tony Bennett, the only man BRAVE enough to take on the forces of the Establishment. Shame on you. Justice for Maddie, Norbury.

Modest as ever, Bennett replied to the Norbury One:

P.S. 'Justice for Maddie, Norbury', many thanks for your comments, but Goncalo Amaral is the brave one, he lost his job, and his family life suffered, and he has been mercilessly smeared and pursued - T.B.

You really couldn't make it up.....

As the finishing touch to this exercise in self-destruction, a disillusioned member announced that they had had enough of Bennett and his nonsense.

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Naturally, that was hastily removed, but not before awestruck onlookers had nabbed screengrabs, guessing correctly that the Free Speachers wouldn't permit such public treason to stand.

If he's like this when he gets bad news - according to rumours from  Sauces - what on earth is he going to be like when he's in the High Court Dock? Can our ribs withstand such hilarity?

THE MCCANN-HOUNDERS DON'T WANT YOU TO READ THIS POST BY STEPHEN BIRCH

Who could forget the raptures with which Stephen Birch was welcomed on the site Bennett isn't admin of? They thrilled to those special reports in the Portuguese tabloids, convinced themselves that that tide was finally going to turn for them.

They couldn't get enough of his tall tales of his adventures with his lawnmower.

Gentle Readers will recall how they hung on his every word, begging for more. Dissenting Hounders were banned for not believing him. Others were blocked from posting if they didn't toe the Party Line.

Until last night. When Birch posted this:

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For some reason, the news that their beloved Saint Goncalol is a drunken wreck was almost  instantly censored. And the very idea that he had been planting evidence! Unthinkable!

It was censored in minutes, removed as if it had never been. Not quickly enough, however.

Which is why bewildered Hounders had to go elsewhere to read the truth about what their Forum Posterboy had said.

Could they also be trying to hide the truth about how much trouble Bennett is in? Surely not - but it isn't a very good omen, is it?

DODGY DOC ALERT UPDATE - REES THINKS HE'S A GAY PORN STAR

Readers are warned to be on the lookout for this individual. He pretends to be a doctor and enjoys making obscene remarks when doing so. His real name is 'Paul Rees' and should be regarded as dangerous. He hangs around with Spudgun 'snap your neck' Hardy. The exact nature of their relationship is not known, though their shared fondness for 'body art' has given rise to much speculation.

When Rees is not wearing dead animals on his head, he occupies a squalid basement, in which he invents obscenities and entertains delusions of adequacy:

Gentle Readers are warned NOT to approach this man; the police are well aware of his activities, so let them deal with him.

If he should be sighted wearing a coat over his head, instead of a dead animal, it means the press have run him to ground and he will shortly be starring in the ever-popular 'SICKO TROLL' section of the Sun.

Be careful out there!

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Update - we understand that the person wearing the dead animal is not, in fact, Rees the Troll, but an esteemed transgender porn actor who goes by the name of 'Buck Angel':

This blog apologises to Mr Angel for any offence caused to him by mistaking him for the grubby, ugly  little deviant who spews obscenities daily on #mccann.

CHUCKY THE NASTY LITTLE LIAR

A Mexican Wave of  fake 'outrage' swept the hate sites yesterday, over an expired holiday voucher on which someone had put Madeleine McCann's image.


Oh, the screeches and howls! Oh, the fresh insults hurled at the McCanns! No prizes for guessing who the leader of the lynch mob was.... 

People tried to track down who started the 'outrage', who saw this obscure ad first. Guess what, Gentle Readers? It appears to have been Chucky herself.

Oh, what a surprise!

Here she is, lying to the rest of MM:

Here she is, posting the link herself some time earlier on Twitter:

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She hates Madeleine McCann so much, she is capable of anything, really. She's too thick to have hacked the site herself  but no doubt one of her nasty little friends gave her her instructions to spread the 'outrage'.


Some of us think that is really, really sick and that is our opinion.

CHUCKY THE UGLY AUSSIE ATTACKS MADELEINE MCCANN AGAIN

Yes, Gentle Readers, Australia's Shameful Secret has been occupying herself making nasty remarks about the appearance of a missing child - Madeleine McCann, the little girl she pretends to 'care' so much about.


it looks like her tounge is sticking out 


Chucky declared as she drooled on her ifork. She then decided that Madeleine was bound to be 'damaged' as she was born by IVF.


Other members begged her to stop talking about Madeleine like this, but got told:


we are discussing what we think and some of us think the photo is unusal that is our opinion


So, if anyone wants to discuss what we think of Chucky's appearance in photos, feel free. After all, it's obvious she is even more ugly inside than she is outside.


Some of us think that is unusual and that is our opinion.